Irish Ostrich

Someone who is unlucky. Originally derived from an unlucky animal killed by an motor vehicle in Australia. The "Irish" in name refers to the animal acting drunk. For example, animals like kangaroos or ostriches can jump towards speeding vehicles nonsensically.

You're as lucky as an Irish Ostrich on the pokies mate

by Slang Sultan June 19, 2023

ostrich fuck

this is when you sucker punch your girlfriend in the face and then dig a hole; put her face in it and fuck her from behind.

she slept like a baby when i ostich fucked her last night.

by stephanie mctaggart April 21, 2003

Ostrich Syndrome

An affliction that mostly infects Leftists regarding the state of the world, i.e.: The War on Terror. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: voting for democrats; lack of realization that Islamic Fascists want to kill us; believe that these same Islamic Fascists can be negotiated or reasoned with; thinking that Cindy Sheehan is a pretty neat person; taking films by Michael Moore seriously; actually believe that the Bush administration "set up" 9/11.
Thes folks can sometimes be found in trees or treehouses.

"All we need is for the Ostrich Syndrome to expand and we can win back the Senate and House!" Nancy Pelosi grinned gleefully as she allowed Howard Dean access to her rear entrance.

by Tiberius1701 September 15, 2006

Ostrich Syndrome

An affliction that mostly infects Leftists regarding the state of the world, i.e.: The War on Terror. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: voting for democrats; lack of realization that Islamic Fascists want to kill us; believe that these same Islamic Fascists can be negotiated or reasoned with; thinking that Cindy Sheehan is a pretty neat person; taking films by Michael Moore seriously; actually believe that the Bush administration "set up" 9/11.

"All we need is for the Ostrich Syndrome to expand and we can win back the Senate and House!" Nancy Pelosi grinned gleefully as she allowed Howard Dean access to her rear entrance.

by Tiberius1701 September 17, 2008

Ostrich eggy

When someone is exceptionally eggy, it constitutes a higher level of eggyness. Like that of an ostrich sized egg.

1: "My gf's pretty mad at me".
2:"She eggy bro?".
1:"Nah, ostrich eggy".
2:"Holy moly".

by Whitwoo May 21, 2017

Scared Ostrich

Just like a "Scared Ostrich", which buries it's head in the sand; This manouver involves grabbing you significant other's head, and shoving it in your rectum.

"I totally performed a scared ostrich today, with outstanding technique".

by Shaunyboy04 September 28, 2009

Ostrich Syndrome

An affliction that mostly infects Leftists regarding the state of the world, i.e.: The War on Terror. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: voting for democrats; lack of realization that Islamic Fascists want to kill us; believe that these same Islamic Fascists can be negotiated or reasoned with; thinking that Cindy Sheehan is a pretty neat person; taking films by Michael Moore seriously; actually believe that the Bush administration "set up" 9/11.

"All we need is for the Ostrich Syndrome to expand and we can win back the Senate and House!" Nancy Pelosi grinned gleefully as she allowed Howard Dean access to her rear entrance.

by Tiberius1701 September 16, 2008