A British and Irish boy band that tends to cause sexual frustration and the world-wide explosion of ovaries. This band of pure sex was first put together by the judges of the X-Factor (Namely Simon Cowell) in the year 2010. After winning third place, (Rebecca Ferguson placing second and Matt Cardle first), they were signed with SiCo, the record deal of Simon Cowell. Their manager's name is Paul Higgins, who rather than being a body guard, is referred to as the babysitter by the Directioners.
One Direction has hit the world by storm, breaking records left and right.
All though some have girlfriends, the long-term ones so far being the gorgeous Danielle Peazer and Eleanor Calder, we are all fully aware that the boy's hearts belong to each other, and to no one else's. Here are the epic romances:
Larry Stylinson
Lirry
Narry
Zarry
Zouis
Lilo
Niam
Ziam
Ziall
The band members, apart from the boys of course, are Josh Devine, Dan Richards, Sandy Beales and Jon Shone.
Here are the members of One Direction from oldest to youngest:
Harry Styles - Cheshire, UK
Niall Horan - Mullingar, Ireland
Liam Payne - Wolverhampton, UK
Zayn Malik - Bradford, UK
Louis Tomlinson - Doncaster, UK
One Direction has hit the world by storm, breaking records left and right.
All though some have girlfriends, the long-term ones so far being the gorgeous Danielle Peazer and Eleanor Calder, we are all fully aware that the boy's hearts belong to each other, and to no one else's. Here are the epic romances:
Larry Stylinson
Lirry
Narry
Zarry
Zouis
Lilo
Niam
Ziam
Ziall
The band members, apart from the boys of course, are Josh Devine, Dan Richards, Sandy Beales and Jon Shone.
Here are the members of One Direction from oldest to youngest:
Harry Styles - Cheshire, UK
Niall Horan - Mullingar, Ireland
Liam Payne - Wolverhampton, UK
Zayn Malik - Bradford, UK
Louis Tomlinson - Doncaster, UK
Directionator: One Direction's so gay.
Directioner: I know, I ship them so hard.
Directionator: They're stupid.
Directioner: I know, they're so silly.
Directionator: They can't sing, Niall is ugly, Louis is annoying, Harry has an ugly nose, Zayn is a terrorist, and Liam is useless.
Directioners world-wide: GTFO. HIDE YO' HUSBAND, HIDE YO' CHILDREN, HIDE YO' WIFE. WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU.
Directioner: I know, I ship them so hard.
Directionator: They're stupid.
Directioner: I know, they're so silly.
Directionator: They can't sing, Niall is ugly, Louis is annoying, Harry has an ugly nose, Zayn is a terrorist, and Liam is useless.
Directioners world-wide: GTFO. HIDE YO' HUSBAND, HIDE YO' CHILDREN, HIDE YO' WIFE. WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU.
by Larry Stylinson's Carrots October 24, 2012
Get the One Directionmug. A British and Irish Boyband
With the members of Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik Left the band on March 25, 2015
Albums: Up All Night (November 18, 2011), Take Me Home (Novemeber 9, 2012), Midnight Memories (November 25, 2013), FOUR (November 17, 2014) and Made In The A.M (November 13, 2015)
With the members of Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik Left the band on March 25, 2015
Albums: Up All Night (November 18, 2011), Take Me Home (Novemeber 9, 2012), Midnight Memories (November 25, 2013), FOUR (November 17, 2014) and Made In The A.M (November 13, 2015)
Person 1: BTS is the biggest boyband ever!!
Person 2: No, One Direction is
Person 1: That band is dead
Person 2: You're much more dead
Person 2: No, One Direction is
Person 1: That band is dead
Person 2: You're much more dead
by gemwle October 13, 2018
Get the One Directionmug. One Direction is a boyband consisiting of five members, Harry Styles - 18, Liam Payne - 19, Niall Horan - 19, Zayn Malik - 19 and Louis Tomlinson - 20. They were formed on the X Factor UK, after all having been eliminated in bootcamp, they were reassembled by the judges. One Direction have millions of fans, who call themselves Directioners. They have two albums, Up All Night and Take Me Home. Louis, Zayn and Liam all have girlfriends, Eleanor Calder, Perrie Edwards and Danielle Peazer. Liam is afraid of spoons, Louis loves girls who eat carrots, Harry has a thing for "cougars", Niall is Irish and loves to eat, Zayn loves to look in mirrors and can't dance. People that claim to be Directioners, but don't know anything about the boys, their families o their girlfriends, are called Directionators.
Directioner: OMG! Have you heard Rock Me!? It's like the best!
Fan: Yeah, I've heard it and am trying to learn all the words!
Directionator: It's a brilliant song, I mean One Direction are fabulewis!
Directioner: You must be new...
ONE DIRECTION ARE AMAZING AND AREN'T GAY! THEY'V ALL HAD SEX BEFORE!!
Fan: Yeah, I've heard it and am trying to learn all the words!
Directionator: It's a brilliant song, I mean One Direction are fabulewis!
Directioner: You must be new...
ONE DIRECTION ARE AMAZING AND AREN'T GAY! THEY'V ALL HAD SEX BEFORE!!
by OneDirection'sWifeeyForLifeey! December 9, 2012
Get the One Directionmug. The most amazing five people to ever exist. Anyone who dislikes them is INSANE! This British and Irish boyband consists of Niall, Liam, Harry, Louis, and Zayn These five amazingly perfect boys are so great that no other boy can compare! Their fans are called directioners and if you say anything bad about 1D they will kill you with carrots and spoons then revive you and run you over with a lambrogini! DONT MESS WITH DIRECTIONERS!!!! Directionators are the totally wannabe know-nothing-about-1D so not fans who think they're directioners. Directionators are frowned upon by society. ONE DIRECTION ARE AMAZING AND LOVED BY EVERYONE
Girl 1: oh my carrots did you see One Direction's concert last night
Girl 2: Oh my carrots YES!!!! they were so hot!!
girl 3: I threw my panties on stage and Niall picked them up *swoon*
Girl 2: Oh my carrots YES!!!! they were so hot!!
girl 3: I threw my panties on stage and Niall picked them up *swoon*
by CShro August 3, 2012
Get the One Directionmug. Anwen: "He just doesn't know he's beautiful!"
Pete: "I know right!"
Anwen: "WE LOVE YOU ONE DIRECTION!"
Pete: "I know right!"
Anwen: "WE LOVE YOU ONE DIRECTION!"
by AnwenGoToSleep! April 4, 2012
Get the One Directionmug. A boyband from the UK and Ireland. The members include: Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, and Zayn Malik. Currently, they have one album called "Up All Night", which came out in the U.S on March 13th, 2012. They appeared as individuals on the X-Factor in 2010. All of the boys were brought back and turned into One Direction. They are very successful and hope to continue writing music!
Fangirl #1: "OMG do you know about One Direction?!?!"
Fangirl #2: "OMG yes! I bought their album the day it came out!"
Fangirl #1: "They are all soooo hot."
Fangirl #2: "Who's your favorite?"
Fangirl #1: "I can't decide!"
Fangirl #2: "Harry and Niall are so cute! I love Niall's little Irish accent....it's adorable."
Fangirl #2: "OMG yes! I bought their album the day it came out!"
Fangirl #1: "They are all soooo hot."
Fangirl #2: "Who's your favorite?"
Fangirl #1: "I can't decide!"
Fangirl #2: "Harry and Niall are so cute! I love Niall's little Irish accent....it's adorable."
by onedirectionnnn August 18, 2012
Get the One Directionmug. A boy band filled with 5 flaming homosexuals. Louis and Harry are insanely in love since they met in a bathroom at the X factor where they participated with Liam, Zayn and Niall. Zayn and Liam are also in love. While Niall is still looking for the one
by A girl in love with 5 gays June 11, 2013
Get the One Directionmug.