Cloven hoof

It is similar to a camel toe. Looks like a triangle where the shape of the vagina is. More noticeable in leggings and tight cotton pants.

“Wow look at her cloven hoof..”

“That cloven hoof is long”

by Clovenhoofmaster July 28, 2018

Nut Hoofing

Being kicked in the testicles/scrotum.

Hilary gave Bill a good nut hoofing.

by Arimor October 13, 2009

hoof

a little girl thats gonna be damn fine when she grows up

"thats a hoof for sure"

by AG AJ JJ April 28, 2004

Bear Hoof

Synonym for camel toe usually associated for the state of the crotch area on a woman when she wears extremely tight pants.Describes when the folds of the labia can be made out clearly through the fabric

"dammmn dude! would you look at her bear hoof!"

by Here November 30, 2003

bro hoof

N.) This is Where two or more males have no idea what they are saying.

Bob: that was Awesome
Bill: no that was a bro hoof.

by this is not real January 17, 2012

rusty hoof nugget

a piece of menstrual scab that has fallen from the large womans (who resemebles a bovine) nappy hatchet wound

Lil Terrance: Did you bring pepperoni pizza again for lunch?

Philippe: nope, just some dough covered in rusty hoof nuggets, call me silly....but I likes me some of dem

Lil T: Sharesees?

by cornfritter December 21, 2010

hoof and mouth

The act of giving head while giving a foot job. A prime example of which can be viewed in the fetish dolls series of films.

I dated a ballerina once; she liked to go all Hoof and Mouth on me.

by Eric ELFman March 31, 2008