When your spouse knows you’ve eaten too much lasagne and knows you won’t say yes to sex, but offers it like they’re keen
Spouse: touches your belly “do you want a fuck?
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer
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Hym "Hoooooly shit! I'm not even asking for a billion dollars and I invented the fucking AI! People are TURNING DOWN a 1 billion dollar offer and THEY SHOULD! Because these motherfuckers need to pay. How is LITERALLY SAVING HUMANITY not worth a billion dollars to you? Fucking clown! Pay or die!"
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In the multiplayer, non-symetrical, survivle horror game Dead by Daylight, when a player chooses to use a Map Offering, a speciel item the lets them choose the map in which the match will take place, they will disconnect after thirty to ninty seconds due them being babies, and play the game purely to abuse the other team and cry when they fail to do so.
In the multiplayer, non-symetrical, survivle horror game Dead by Daylight, when a player chooses to use a Map Offering, a speciel item the lets them choose the map in which the match will take place, they will disconnect after thirty to ninty seconds due them being babies, and play the game purely to abuse the other team and cry when they fail to do so.
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RFID, standing for Radio-Frequency Identification, is a technology that uses radio waves to identify and track objects or people, offering a wireless and non-contact alternative to barcodes.
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