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Olive Octopus

An Olive Octopus is a super-fun and multi-sensory sexual experience that involves both masturbation and penetration for two people of any gender. One person lies down on their back with their legs spread. The other person lies down on their back, on the other person, junk-near-junk, facing the other end of the bed. One person pours olive oil in their cupped hand and both people shake hands so oil is all over their hands. Both people finger-fuck each other's asses while they masturbate themselves. Four arms and four legs makes a regular octopus, but with a lot of olive oil you've yourself an Olive Octopus.
Sorry I couldn't pick up the phone. I was having an Olive Octopus with Steve.
by Bad JDP June 17, 2023
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octopus fingers

The inability to type correctly because of intoxication.

The way your fingers act when trying to type while intoxicated.
srry i cnat type ritght i got ocotpus fingres

(Sorry, I can't type right. I got octopus fingers.)
by katileka March 17, 2011
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Octopus Trebuchet

Anything that is wildly impractical or ridiculous, but alot of fun.
"Hey, we're going to go try playing paintball while skateboarding, wanna come?"
"Well that sounds like an octopus trebuchet, I'm in!"
by Avila A. July 20, 2016
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Octopus Grip

When the male genitalia is gripped by a hand moving in an octopus-like motion with all five fingers.

This is common practice when the male is not yet erect as it is an effective method of stimulation.

NOTE: Not to be confused with the more portable Squid Grip which is only performed with three fingers (thumb, pointer, middle).
Guy 1: "Yo dawg, have you heard of octopus grip?"

Guy 2: "I was havin' a hard time getting it up so my girl performed that on me last week, niggah!"
by ax about me December 24, 2010
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Moody octopus

A moody octopus is a man that is sometimes happy and sometimes grumpy around women. He has octopus arms,usually on a nightclub dance floor, by reaching for the ladies too much
I was just dancing, Maria, and that guy who yelled at me in the queue to get in, just wanted to grind up on me from behind. What a moody octopus.
by Bowslosski August 16, 2023
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octopus to the face

A very bizarre and very nasty surprise.
Waking up and realizing Donald Trump had just been elected President was a real octopus to the face.
by Elemenopy Queuarestes October 3, 2018
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Blue Octopus

A blue octopus is a species of octopus which is blue and very smart. They are a Type 3 civilization.

They have their own space station, called Blue Octopus Space Station.
Person 1. I like Blue Octopuses.
Person 2. Epic!
by GamingBert52 June 24, 2021
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