Bubblegum Octopus 

a one man band. this dude creates crazy 8 bit tunes using bent circuit toy keyboards and stuff. its pretty funny and interesting.

Dude #1: Dude you gotta hear the song Erin Battle!
Dude #2: Bubblegum Octopus, right?
Dude #1: Yeah. How do you know that band?
Dude #2: Myspace.
Dude #1: Oh.

Bubblegum Octopus by heyfuyukii February 27, 2010

Dr. Octopus 

Mixed drink containing Dr. Pepper and Kraken rum

kraken rum + Dr. Pepper = Dr. Octopus= delicious

Dr. Octopus by TheDanimal941 December 15, 2011

Anal Octopus 

When 8 guys shove their dicks up a womans anus, and shit begins shitting uncontrollably. Bonus points if diarhea

They decided on doing the anal octopus though it made quite the mess

Anal Octopus by FeedTheWal February 12, 2013

Paul the Octopus 

is a common octopus living in a tank at a Sea Life Centre in Oberhausen, Germany. The octopus is used as an animal oracle in an attempt to predict the results of football matches, usually international matches in which Germany is playing. Paul came to worldwide attention with his accurate predictions in the 2010 World Cup.

In Paul the Octopus' two year career he has successfully predicted 11 out of 13 matches. Meaning he has an 85% success rate.

Paul the Octopus by JPRaptor July 11, 2010

Ceiling Octopus 

(n.) A person who really loves to celebrate the oncoming of a new season.

(v.) The act of rolling a soda can into the street.

Sue: I can't wait for autumn!
Bill: Jeez, stop being such a ceiling octopus...

Martin: Hey man I'm bored.
Linda: How about we go and ceiling octopus for a little while?
Martin: Yeah that would be so cool!

Ceiling Octopus by yourmom642 July 26, 2011

Mis-Informed Octopus 

The act of placing your thumb in your rectum, and using the other four fingers to scratch and paw at your grundle(*see Angry Spider). Then tell your partner to place there thumb in your rectum as well and to overlap there fingers over yours and copy the same movements as you.

This forms the image of an octopus with its head stuck in a hole.

Say Chuck, would you like to perform a Mis-Informed Octopus with me tonight....

Mis-Informed Octopus by wilson james September 15, 2010

Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus 

Simultaneously the best and worst movie to ever be made. 90 minnuets of your life that you will never get back and you will not want back. It is exactly what it sounds like.

I just watched "Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus." I don't even know what to say.

Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus by The Wandering Mousepad July 25, 2010