Compulsive Num Num Disorder

CNND, also known as Compulsive Num Num Disorder is an mental disorder that most lesbians possess.

Symptoms: Can't stop eating carpet, sticks out tongue in every selfie, and eats sardines and canned tuna casually.

Remedies: Shock therapy, church, medieval torture methods, and brainwashing via MK ULTRA.

Doctor: Natalie, you have CNND.
Natalie: what's that?

Doctor: Compulsive Num Num Disorder
Natalie: ????
Doctor: you eat roast beef way too often
Natalie: ???
Doctor: you have an addiction to pussy

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom August 20, 2024

Num Spit

A word created by someone called "McKFC Gaming". It is the spit that comes out of ur mum ass when u hav nut. Some synoyms are: Litty Titty, Niggasuck, zUcC jOoSe

oi cunt, can ya see that spastic bombasium? he looks he just swallowed some num spit

by 69Bibba_Sibba69 August 03, 2018

nums

a phone number (no-oms)

vanessa : you i just met fine boi

kelly : do you even got the nums fr?

by yourmomsbbls April 05, 2022

Num

Nothing much

Person 1: hey! Wyd
Person 2: num

by Marta Besson July 10, 2020

Barnum (Barned Num)

(Adult) A baby, miniature man. Bald and gay- immune to heat.

“Barnum (Barned Num), you queer!”

by Zimbabey May 30, 2019

num sex

Using benzocaine (numbing cream) as lube during intercourse and fellatio. Person's involved will experience numbing in the genital and oral regions leading to numb cock and num tongue.

Shelly accidently grabbed her grandfather's numbing cream thinking it was sexual lubrication. Shelly was surprised when she experienced num sex.

by Mermer0008 March 19, 2017

Num pad

A num pad, short for "numeric keypad," is a section of a computer keyboard that contains a set of keys in a grid arrangement. It is typically located on the right side of a full-sized keyboard, separate from the main typing keys. The num pad includes keys for the digits 0 through 9, a decimal point, and mathematical operators such as addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division. It is commonly used in tasks that require numerical input, such as accounting, data entry, and scientific calculations.

creadit :CHAT-GPT

i`m gonna use my Num pad

045370450348/2/-*+3.350+90-90-+9.203350+00*/-/*+/*+/+/**/+*/16450+*/*+80089+8*-80

by qweerttyuiopasdfghhjklzxccvbnm April 01, 2023