Kia`

Sum e thot that hot clout for have a moaning video that wasn't even her

That's not even kia`

by Wes𝓽𝓯 December 25, 2021

Renting a Kia

When you are overwhelmed by the smell of pot, similar to the smell of opening the door of a cheap rental car whose last renter used it to hot box.

Damn bro, you smell that? It’s like we’re renting a Kia.

by ProfP2025 June 1, 2025

Dirty Kias

An administrator of a sports group that likes roast people that he catches in lies.

He said he didn’t like Lebron when just last year he loved Lebron and the Dirty Kias in me wouldn’t let me ignore it.

by San82 April 25, 2023

Kia

a fat ass bitch who eats to many burgers and e-dates

You heard how kia catfished grounded? Crazy.

by ErentardMoment December 30, 2021

Kia soul

Car that consumes human souls and converts them into life-like hamsters. It is unknown what Kia concocts in order to keep this cars from being banned from sale. Deep dark magic may be used in these vehicles. Stay far away from these evil spirits. Or else you’ll be converted into a rat-like man named Kevin.

Keith was found running on a hamster wheel and drinking from a hamster bottle yesterday. Police are stumped as to what happened to him.

I think he bought a Kia soul. ( 2013 lime green 0% down 45% compound interest). And was transferred into the body of a small rodent.

by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024

kia

kia is short for makia

kia can you please wash the dishes?

by honeybunsforusheesh January 23, 2023

KIA

Stands for "Know it all". Not to be confused with "Killed in action", or the car brand. Used to describe a particularly annoying person.

Jim: Oh my god. He's such a know it all.
Frank: I know, what a KIA.

by BRAVE BROWSER January 12, 2021