The act of physically plugging a clear nostril on purpose when the other nostril is actually plugged in an attempt to force air to go through the plugged nostril to clear it up. Nasal decongestants are optional; in fact, this is typically done because nasal decongestants don't work for those times when one nostril is absolutely plugged to hell like a rush hour traffic jam and the other is like an abandoned highway. Despite common sense telling you that this is a genius idea and it should work, it typically doesn't. But that doesn't mean it never works, so be sure to try it next time you have a cold.
by Ubeenbamboozledson February 26, 2022
"Ah mate I smashed this chick last week."
"Oh yeah! Any good?"
"Mate im telling you! It was like a Gnat's nostril!"
"Oh yeah! Any good?"
"Mate im telling you! It was like a Gnat's nostril!"
by jem stiltshire January 20, 2014
When you exhale electronic cigarette vapour through your nose whilst drinking a hot beverage in order to disguise the fact that you're vaping.
by The Procrastinatrix July 31, 2023
When your mates on his stag do and a coco pops breakfast bar is inserted into his wet nostril leaving him feeling violated yet climatic
by Mrhallowseve April 21, 2018
by Joshy McSholley January 10, 2024
Get the nostrilled mug.
by Nostril rape isn't a joke September 14, 2017