Patrick

A deceptive and cold hearted married player.

It's really cold and shady outside. What's the weather supposed to be like?

Patrick.

by Derra December 19, 2021

Patrick

a socially awkward but very kind person who is always full of energy, "unless he hasn't had coffee yet." Patrick is usually very tall "5'11 to be exact" but he will always want to be taller. he will usually have a few very good friends, but he will still be kind to people who aren't his friends. his sense of humor sucks, but he makes up for it with his laughter.
he is very attached to his hair and cry's every time he gets a haircut. he is very intelligent and loves school, except for math because his teacher sucks "Mr. Hendricks"

Hendricks"

Patrick can be used as a form of exasperation or a very obscene curse word.

by I'm a general weeeeeeeeeee!!!! May 10, 2022

Patrick

A dumbass In a TV show called “Spongebob SquarePants.” That thinks mayonnaise is A Fucking instrument

Patrick from spongebob: “Is mayonnaise an interment?? DuRrRrr.”

by ?¿U n k n o w n¿? July 20, 2020

Patrick

Someone at my school who i own the rights to.

"hey, Genn! Do you know Patrick?"
"yeah, i own him."

by Thiccboobies December 1, 2019

PATRICK

SECRET CHILD MOLESTER

mom: did you rape her?

Patrick: no I just had sex with her

( speaking on a 10 YR OLD GIRL)

by MZLady40 December 4, 2019

patrick

fucking rainbow hair retard

Patrick isn't straight

by Milkcourtst November 10, 2018

Patrick

A man that calls bullshit to this post that Austin has beautiful eyes. Your eyes are average at best, mother fucker.

Eat shit, bud. Love, Patrick.

by Jebus42 October 21, 2019