Cancer

What I get when my sister sings.

Sister: LET IT GO! LET IT GO! CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE
Me: STOP YOU'RE GIVING ME CANCER

by Big_Sussy_Amogus November 30, 2021

Cancer

The biggest opponent of the human evolution: emojis... they're like cavepaintings in 21st centuary

Person 1: *Send's a text, with a cancer*
Person 2: *fucking dies*
Person 1: 'This is so sad *sad cancer*

by fapboy June 13, 2018

cancer

another term for cigarettes

shit dude, i'm out of cancer.

by Mary Jane Hendrix September 15, 2006

cancer

Undertale.

Woah that game is cancer!

by The one whose never wrong June 11, 2016

Cancer

A disease you get after witnessing bad acting.

Actor: So how'd I do?

Director: That was so terrible I think you gave me cancer!

by Ash-Greninja June 25, 2016

cancer

a problem

Cancer is a frigging problem

by bobarguy1 May 20, 2016

cancer

1. A horrible disease that causes tumours in certain areas
2. A horrible disease that plagues websites like YouTube, Twitch and various other websites with unfunny jokes, godawful memes and general slapstick humour ripe for kids.

Teen 1: Who do you watch on YouTube?
Teen 2: I watch a lot. You'd probably not like to hear them all!
Teen 1: I watch dank meme compilations, leafyishere, dramaalert and ricegum! Their content is awesome.
Teen 2: you listed every tumour on YouTube. Cancer retard gtf out of here dumbarse.
Or...
"I have cancer" -unfunny 2 years at my school who don't even know who the Shrimpson Boyz are.

by Fergsu Blues August 2, 2016