NASCAR

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Actually a grueling auto sport that has a tremendous following of fans in the U.S.A.. Recently involving a shift of sponsorship availability that reflects the current economic mindset of corporate "thinktanks" and the American "public".; Doom and gloom,with but a few optimistic patriots left, the future of the hetero sport hangs in check. Evolved from "politically incorrect" sponsorship from beer and cigarette manufacturers,to cell-phone and insurance giants. Next step ; The Playtex Cup, or The GentleGlide Cup. MANUP !

"Maybe if they had some steroid busts,or teenager rape accusations, NASCAR could compete with" AMERICAN IDLE".

by terryzz February 15, 2009

NASCAR

The best sport consisting of racing on every level with Nextel Cup as the premiere division, Busch Grandnational Series and Craftsman Truck Series are also the premiere series of NASCAR. NASCAR Touring Series are the Featherlite Modifieds Division, Busch North, Winston West, Kodak Southeast Series, Raybestos Northwest Series, and Goody's Dash Series. NASCAR also owns the NASCAR Weekly Racing Series presented by Dodge which is hosted at hundreds of racetracks each year.

NASCAR is longer and more exciting than Drag Racing

by Jo August 8, 2003

Nascared

To 'Nascar' is to incompletely shake the urine out of one's penis prior to returning the penis back to the pants, resulting in a urine spot visible to the observer.

"Hey man, thanks for holding my beer while I was peeing."
"No problem. Whoa, Dick Trickle, you Nascared!"

by skisotope July 18, 2007

NASCAR

Making a left turn for 4 hours.

Faggot,"Hey NASCAR is on."
Jacob Dinkelman,"Nobody gives a fuck it's NASCAR. Let's watch a real sport."

by Waterloo Anon November 4, 2016

NASCAR

NASCAR is the Greatest Form of Auto Racing. F1 is a NON-Competitive sport. I only saw Schumacher win 99.9% of all formula 1 races. NASCAR's Nextel Cup series has the most loyal fans and outnumbers the amount of Formula 1 races 36 to 19. The NASCAR Busch Series runs 34 races. The NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series has 24 races. The NASCAR Wheelen Modified Series has 19 races.

NASCAR has the most loyal fans, who are loyal to the sponsors of NASCAR. NASCAR is also looking to build a speedway in the New York City Area.

NASCAR divers like to show up to greet their fans, not only at the NASCAR tracks, but at local tracks, they even race in some events to give the fans a look at their skills.

NASCAR has alot of superstars, Jeff Gordon and Dale Earnhardt Jr are NASCAR's most popular drivers. Jeff Gordon won 4 NASCAR Cup Championships. Dale Earnhardt Jr won the 2004 Daytona 500. Jeff Gordon became the first NASCAR driver to host Saturday Night Live in 2002.

The #24 Dupont Chevy Monte Carlo beat the Wangs Rice Shop Honda

by joe c December 13, 2004

Nascarization

1. Similar to 'walmartization', specifically in a motorsports context.

2. A combination of dumbing down, baseless hyperbole and incessant hype at the cost of more worthwhile pursuits, esp. technically relevant pursuits.

"I can't find any international touring car races on TV since speedvision got all nascarized."

"Yeah, they've started the nascarization of motorsport in Canada and Mexico now."

"Too bad. I thought Canadians were pretty well educated..."

by Unconvinced March 3, 2007

NASCAR

The only sport white people excel at.
(also nas-car, but never nas-coon, or black-car.)

White Guy#1: Well the black guys beat us in football, basketball, baseball, hell even golf, lets race around in circles and have sex with our sisters.
White Guy#2: Yeah, at least they won't laugh at our small penises!
Both: Ha-ha-ha! NASCAR!

by A Black guy August 17, 2007