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lymph nards

1. small testicles

2. what a married man has if he doesn't wear the pants in his own house

3. a reference to the size a man's balls get after years of consuming GMO's packaged in containers lined with BPA's
Billy's man boobs complemented his lymph nards perfectly.
by austinzyxw September 10, 2012
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Jacking Nards

The act in which one fucks with or pisses another person off in a gay way. Not literally jacking another man’s cumsack
Mike: you are fag
Guy 2: shut the fuck up and quit jacking nards you dumb smelly ape
by DickDude2002 September 23, 2019
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nardbag

1) The fleshy sack holding the testicles, i.e. the nutsack

2) A real annoying doucher.
Man, that Brent sure is a nardbag
by Adam B Rich June 23, 2011
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Nardoragon

Just an avatar on vrchat.
Also a huge bottom.
That nardoragon is a bottom on vrchat.
by Nardoragon November 11, 2022
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Dirty Nardo

Someone who entices and attracts a lot of women.
Generally has an extremely large penis.
Guy 1 "Hey dude, no homo, check this penis!"

(pulls out penis.)
Guy 2 " Dude, you are quite the Dirty Nardo!"
by TheFetMaster February 11, 2010
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k'nard

My nephew is such a k'nard.
by maryapple48708 August 15, 2012
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Narda

e.g Say Narda...... ( say nothing )

e.g what you doing,, narda you? ( nothing you)
by megan456 November 16, 2011
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