k'nard
k'nard by maryapple48708 August 15, 2012
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K'Nardia
its a name that I think only 1 and a million people will name there child but its a beautiful name no matter what people say. K'Nardia is a beautiful person who needs to know that. She is a great friend and also a great listen and a great girlfriend to. Loves no matter what and a easy forgiver and. Shy at first but loves to live on the edge. Don't let K'Nardia go.
knard
a word that can mean any cool thing in the English language. Its can be used as both an adjective, noun, and verb.
Noun- Fellow Knards of the world.
Verb- Knard yourself.
Adjective- the Knard people are all the very coolest in the land
Verb- Knard yourself.
Adjective- the Knard people are all the very coolest in the land
knard by qwertyman2010 August 8, 2007
knard
a man who weighs around 13 stone and throws himself around thinking he's one of the lads - when he's actually just a scared little boy.
look at that guy fingered a girl dressed like a traffic light on the balcony of the club! i bet he'll be bragging about this for weeks. he's such a knard.
knard by the truth speaker of truths November 28, 2013
knardol
knardol by Aunty Karen October 17, 2008
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