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Mumphed

To "Mumph" is to lay out over a chair or couch/sofa in a state where you do not care what you look like, but just want to relax.
Christopher mumphed on the chair with a slice of pizza in one hand and a diet coke in the other, oblivious to the people staring at him.
by TYPE August 22, 2014
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Murphiest

This test is the murphiest.
by Clan Chowder November 19, 2016
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murphic

The flood was a reminder of the ever present risk of murphic delays on a project.
by purple drummer May 3, 2017
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mulahcracy

(mulahcratic) an overtly presented theological polity or social movement with a hidden Marxian or Leftist objective.

noun

Is either a form of usurper Marxian theological polity or a social or political, while overtly presenting itself as championing a religiously motivated proclivity, covertly, however, conceals a Leftist/Marxian disposition and agenda!. In the case of polities, the ascending to power and rule of mulahcracy polities are almost always institutions of the social minority which are then over the social majority by means of intimidation and violence imposed. Whereas Mulahcray or mulahcratic social movements are theological Marxian/Leftist initiatives by the social minor group within society which by means of deception and subversive means, deceive and coax the social majority into conceding to its predisposed sinister design.
the 1979 movement in Iran was a Mulahcratic initiative. The current Dictatorship in Iran today is a Mulahcracy.
by Baron Neville July 24, 2018
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Murph Nuke

When you cum into a condom, flip it inside out, put it on your hand like a glove, and punch someone in the face full force.
Yo did you hear? Joe pulled a murph nuke on frank!
by JustThat_1 January 24, 2020
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Murph Job

Definition: A blowjob given hastily in a stairwell of a public school.

Pronounced: "Murff Job"
Stacy gave Brad a "Murph Job" after school and the principal walked in on them.
by Random NPC June 28, 2020
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mulchberry

A girl who doesn't like matcha, but loves its shades. She once said matcha just tastes like mulch but looks beautiful and fresh as a berry.
I'Mulchberry
by Mulchberry December 2, 2021
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