Really small, farming community about 120 miles west of Chicago. This town literally has NOTHING to do in it, unless you enjoy church-hopping or drinking at lame bars with the rest of the village drunkards. The only excitement on a Saturday night, is driving down to Sterling and hanging out at Wal-Mart or the geriatric playground called the Northland Mall.
Teacher -- "Johnny, why were you so late for class today?"
Johnny -- "Sorry, I got stuck behind a combine, a guy driving a lawn mower, two tractors, and a grandma on my way to school this morning. Not to mention the gravel road we were traveling on was washed out by the rain...."
Teacher -- "Ah, don't you love stress-free country living in Milledgeville, IL?..."
Johnny -- "Sorry, I got stuck behind a combine, a guy driving a lawn mower, two tractors, and a grandma on my way to school this morning. Not to mention the gravel road we were traveling on was washed out by the rain...."
Teacher -- "Ah, don't you love stress-free country living in Milledgeville, IL?..."
by wimperingkittens December 1, 2009
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A common hairstyle of an emo person, male or female - the hair is cut short and angled in the front, longer in the back, with lots of layers and rather shaggy. A variant is the reverse emo mullet (short in the back, long and angular in the front - Davey Havok of the band AFI sports one of these.)
A common hairstyle of an emo person, male or female - the hair is cut short and angled in the front, longer in the back, with lots of layers and rather shaggy. A variant is the reverse emo mullet (short in the back, long and angular in the front - Davey Havok of the band AFI sports one of these.)
Hair Stylist: How would you like your hair cut, Mayer?
Mayer: I was thinking of something like an "emo mullet."
Stylist: *raises eybrow*
Mayer: I was thinking of something like an "emo mullet."
Stylist: *raises eybrow*
by Mayer June 18, 2006
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An affliction of the upper-spine and/or neck, similar to scoliosis, resulting in a permanent bend in the neck titling the head to either the left or right. Caused by constantly straining to reach the upper rack of the fridge to get dad "another cold one" as a child.
Cletus the hoosier's dirty-ass head can be seen leaning to the right while he's driving around in his shitty old truck. The poor guy is afflicted by mulletosis, for which science has not found a cure. (Probably because medicaid doesn't cover it)
by Ih8rednecks June 29, 2006
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2: Yeah. she said no and made fun of me the rest of the day.
2: Yeah. she said no and made fun of me the rest of the day.
by Drewstaster September 23, 2009
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Get the Mullad mug.A tech savy, high scoring, gaming individual who sports the classic Mullet style hairdo ie: Business in the front, Party in the back. But in this case: Geek in the front, Gamer in the back.
Tweedle Dee: Dude! You got your ass handed to you by that geek last night in World of Warcraft!
Tweedle Dum: Yeah, I should have been more careful man. I saw he was sporting the Nerd Mullet!
Tweedle Dum: Yeah, I should have been more careful man. I saw he was sporting the Nerd Mullet!
by Jaysjob April 16, 2010
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Homeboy #2: No way! She's got a MILF Mullet???
Homeboy #1: Hell yeah!!
Homeboy #2: No way! She's got a MILF Mullet???
Homeboy #1: Hell yeah!!
by Rockolicious May 18, 2010
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