3 definitions by Mayer
by Mayer April 23, 2004
Noun
A common hairstyle of an emo person, male or female - the hair is cut short and angled in the front, longer in the back, with lots of layers and rather shaggy. A variant is the reverse emo mullet (short in the back, long and angular in the front - Davey Havok of the band AFI sports one of these.)
A common hairstyle of an emo person, male or female - the hair is cut short and angled in the front, longer in the back, with lots of layers and rather shaggy. A variant is the reverse emo mullet (short in the back, long and angular in the front - Davey Havok of the band AFI sports one of these.)
Hair Stylist: How would you like your hair cut, Mayer?
Mayer: I was thinking of something like an "emo mullet."
Stylist: *raises eybrow*
Mayer: I was thinking of something like an "emo mullet."
Stylist: *raises eybrow*
by Mayer June 17, 2006
A very stupid person. The only use for their brain is to stick a copper nail in one end, a zinc nail in the other, and you might get 1.5 volts by using their brain as a battery. Works well if they eat plenty of salty foods.
by Mayer January 20, 2004