rigor mortis

Ricgan mortis Ricgan mortis rig rig rig

Sam: Hey want to hit my Rick and Morty cart

Maddy: bro that Rick and Morty cart giving me rigor mortis

by TYRONE_THE_TURTLE69 May 31, 2022

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Get the rigor mortismug.

Slimy Morty

A slimy Morty is when you have your partner (who is congested or has a lot of nasal running) hawk tooh and thus making the penis partner have a green slime upon their penis.

Bro I got a slimy morty last night it was almost a little much for me

by Mysteryclass December 28, 2024

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Get the Slimy Mortymug.

Morty is the greatest man you’ll ever have the privilege to know. He is the epitome of a gentleman and he is the most charismatic person you’ll ever meet. Morty has a big heart and he is very compassionate. He loves animals (but hates dogs) He is a gorgeous man who has a heart of gold. He is so generous and always gives never expecting anything in return. Morty's intellect is unmatched. Davids will create great lives for themselves and their families. Morty will make the best husband and he will never let you down. He will also make a great father and he will do anything for his children. Morty has the most wonderful energy that is contagious to others. He makes people smile very easily and he has the purest of souls. If you ever meet a Morty you better get him naked because the anaconda in his pants is the biggest you'll ever find. He is so good at giving you pleasure you may want to quit your job. You need a Morty before you die, trust me it's worth it!

DANNNNGGGG! You are with MORTY... how!?!

Share a bed with a MORTY and you'll be ruined for life. No one else can compare!

by littlelady111 March 1, 2023

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