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climactic rigor mortis

Also known as C-Rig. It is a mid-sex climactic phenomenon in which a participant reaches orgasm while incurring a series of pleasurable, voluntary, and yet debilitating full body muscular contractions.
The sweet young thing went full climactic rigor mortis on me. I almost had to give her a mouth piece.
by Lord of Thirst January 31, 2020
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strawberry morty

rick: hey look summer I turned Morty to a strawberry
Morty: I'm strawberry mortyyyyy!
by b3zji October 5, 2020
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Micro-mortis

(my-crow-more-tiss (noun) -

When the food you nuked to save time has become stiff, tough and almost unpallatable. This is especially common with bread or meat.

Example - ''Little Timmy's pizza now has Micromortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had he paid attention to the timer on his microwave oven, then perhaps he would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy , dried out cheese.

It was the last piece left...

Don't be like Timmy!

(Disclaimer - Timmy is not a real person)
Example - Your pizza now has Micro-mortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had you paid attention to the timer on the microwave oven, then perhaps you would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy, dried out cheese.

It was the last piece left...
by Allmadhere April 16, 2021
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rigor mortis

a stupid word nobody understands. shouldnt be on card against insanity who tf would know that whoever made it up is dumb as fuck
by cumdumpstur November 19, 2022
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Wigger Mortis

The way a white person's body seizes up on the dance floor.
Shit, look at Chad. He's getting that wigger mortis. Better go rescue him before he starts decomposing.
by MUGgleFlap December 3, 2016
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spacker morty boumb singe

a person with severe mental or physical disability
finn picker is the biggest spacker morty boumb singe known to mankind
by jame dahr November 18, 2022
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rigor mortis rendevous

The act in which a male or female breaks into a morgue, places several dead bodies in sexual positions, then proceeds to masturbate to the sight.
"I'm on my way to a rigor mortis rendevous. Perhaps tonight my victims won't be so stiff."
by suki sapperstein December 28, 2007
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