monk

something you can call someone in a heat of passion.. saves you from getting in trouble because no one knows what you mean and they look at you in confusion ;-)

Johnny steps on ur shoe in class.. instead of "damn you mothereffer" you say " damn you MONK!"

by Kimberly An May 20, 2005

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Monke

A Monke is a fat little boy named nick who is always sucking his dads fat cock

“Nick you fucking Monke get the fuck over here before it’s pj time”

by Jack xxxxxx will September 27, 2020

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Monke

Haha Monke

by Afilthycasual April 12, 2021

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monk

vagina

Her monk was stank. nahmean?

by D5 January 29, 2003

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monk

a name used by boys for the vagina

yo man i heard you be eatin da monk!!!

by Vanessa Viera September 20, 2005

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Monk

Short for "monster-cock".

A penis that can cause irreversible damage to a vagina.

An abnormally large, penis which resembles the bark of a tree.

Guy 1: Why the hell is that girl limping?

Guy 2: Didn't you know? She had sex with the monk, last night..!

Guy 1: No wonder she's walking funny!

"Omg! I can't feel my husband's cock after I had sex with the monk!!"

by ThePenileDoctor January 26, 2014

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