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White Mocha

Middle Eastern male whos 'morning' (2 pm in reality) consists of spending hours sitting at a local coffee shop talking to friends or playing cards. They often (but not always) a order White Mocha.
Cultural habits on display: well groomed chain smoking slobs incapable of returning the coffee shop dishes/utensils/flatware or depositing their trash into a bin.
Customer: Excuse me, are there any tables we can sit at, preferably someplace non-smoking?
Barista: I'm sorry the 'White Mochas' have taken over our entire seating area, we wont have open tables again until after 6 or 7 pm.
by Non-Virtue June 1, 2011
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Mechanical Keyboard Enthusiast

You probably have made over 3 expensive builds, scours around group buys, have no money, favorited over 50 keyboard/switch sellers, and you hate mx browns(as you should my objective opinion is great), you are subscribed to all types of mechanical keyboard youtube channels, overall channels, build channels, sound test videos, and all in between. You probably have a very specific preference on what you love in a keyboard, and if someone robbed your house, all you would care about would be your keyboards.
by solelyskyed February 8, 2021
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Slut Mechanic

A low down dirty whore. The type of girl that will literally wrap her legs, lips and ass around anything that looks in her direction. Every time said skank farts, queefs, sneezes or coughs she discharges stale jizz from her body. Effects are increased exponentially when there is liquor nearby.
Jeff: Man who's that drunk bitch?
Nick: Who, Karen? Dude, stay away from her! She's a real slut mechanic.
Jeff: Oh shit really?
Nick: Yeah bro, you might as well dip your dick into a bucket of herpes.
by TheJMART February 17, 2010
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mochachina

"OH damn! HOW he like his mochachina!"
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Mike and The Mechanics

Oh, one correction! Paul Carrack is actually the lead singer, he also went off on his own temporary solo career between this band's albums; one in 1985, and another in 1988.
Mike and The Mechanics really should be more well-known
by Journey Fan February 6, 2005
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Mohana

n.
1. Mohana
a. A being conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient originator and ruler of the universe, the principal object of faith and worship in monotheistic religions, who resides in Markham, Ontario, Canada.
b. The force, effect, or a manifestation or aspect of this being.

2. A being of supernatural powers or attributes, believed in and worshiped by a people, especially a male deity thought to control some part of nature or reality.
"Mohana is great."

"Mohana hu akbar."

"Dude, that was almost as awesome as Mohana."

"I'll put the fear of Mohana in you!"
by Dr. Sinister January 11, 2005
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mocha

a tasty hot drink that's a hybrid of chocolate and coffee
ultimate starbucks order: "hi can i have a humungus... yes, 'venti', how pretentious, mocha with peppermint essence please?"
by davetwocombs May 13, 2007
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