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mercedefied

When car manufacturers, particularly Japanese ones, try and make their vehicles more appealing and seem of higher quality by designing them to closely resemble a Mercedes-Benz.
"Hey, did you see that new Hyundai? It's so elegant..."

"Don't be fooled by that impostor, it's just mercedefied piece of shit."

mercedefication

mercedefy
by jdml March 15, 2011
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ass merchant

A promiscuous gay man continuously searching for booty; or a john willing to pay for the ass of younger gay men/boys.
Did you see how much of an ass merchant Mark was last night? He went home with 3 guys!!
by Matooke September 16, 2008
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The Larry Merchant

A world-famous beverage named after the great Larry "Vodka Breath" Merchant, former HBO Boxing commentator.

Regularly consumed amongst the global glitterati, it consists of two fingers of vodka dry and straight, traditionally served in a mustard glass. Usually runs you about $14.00 depending on the establishment.

Drink it between rounds.
"Would you like The Larry Merchant? You may get vodka breath but just have a mint."

"Barkeep! I'd like a Larry Merchant."

"Did you make sure everybody finished their Larry Merchants? The match is about to startz"
by TommyBoySelleck February 5, 2017
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Mercedes College

A Private Catholic All Girls school in the heart of Perth, the city that literally does nothing in WA Australia. Mercedes is known for its fine catholic teachings like mercy values bullshit and keeping sex till marriage even tho all the girls there are sluts anyway. Mercedes is known for a lot of gossip, ducking trinity dicks and
“Ohhh you go to Mercedes college?”
“ Yes!”
Did you find your left eyelash?”
by Eggy69 April 30, 2019
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Mercedes

really pretty.
loves to race/ride.
really easy to get along with.
loyal to others
Mercedes that girl
by Ashleyy Nicole. January 20, 2009
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Mercenary

A 'mercenary' is a person who takes part in an armed conflict, who is not a national or a party to the conflict and is motivated to take part in the hostilities by the desire for private gain. The term 'mercenary' is also used to describe the army itself.
He hired an army of mercenaries to fight the battle for him, paying them money.
The mercenary only wanted the money for what he had done.
by Soulhaiena February 10, 2014
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The Merchant

The Merchant is a man who resides in the East Greenwich area and rarely cares/needs to venture out of his territory. He deals with fine wines and cigars and hosts a plethora of crazy parties filled with friends. The Merchant currently has only one trade ship of his own but he can call upon a sizeable fleet if the need presents itself

The Parties at The Merchant's trade post are very exclusive, and only those who are on the guest list are allowed to attend. He is usually fairly peaceful but if angered, he is a formidable foe as he is equally as formidable as he is large! Should this not be enough to deter any issues, he can always call upon a small army to aid him in his endeavors. He can usually be found by the smoke clouds puffing away from his fine cigars that he perpetually smokes.

The Merchant was orginally named by Adam and known by only a few. Even today (years later) there are few who know The Merchant, and even fewer who know The Merchant's real name but there are countless who know of The Merchant and The Merchant's parties.
The Merchant of East Greenwich
The Merchant of the East side of G
by Anaxagoras May 22, 2006
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