micheal moore

The way the mentally retarded and uneducated Republicans spell Michael Moore.

My friend submitted a definition to urban dictionary on Michael Moore, but he spells his name Micheal Moore, he's not a Republican, he's just mentally retarded.

by Dr Truth April 27, 2005

mitchelling

blocking people using bad grammer

mitch was mitchelling his facebook account

by gahbigsteve February 2, 2017

Mitch-tastic

The highest attribute a sportsman can be.
Just unbeatable.
Awesome.

You have mitch-tastic skills.
How mitch-tastic

by Woop woop woop 17 April 16, 2009

Speed Matcher

An individual that pulls from traffic to match the speed of the car next to them; thereby preventing any other individual to now pass.

Some Bastard was following behind another car when suddenly he pulled to the left lane and sped up a little bit and now matched the previous discussed car's speed, thus becoming a speed matcher.

by Craigerz127 October 17, 2010

Mitch Hedberg

Probably one of the funniest comedians to ever stand on a stage and hold a microphone. His comedy was all over the place, had no real story line to it, but always made you laugh. Sadly though, Mitch died in 2005 of a heart complication.

Hopefully he's making funnies for God, Jesus, and all those bigshots up on the big stage in the sky. This deffinition is dedicated to you Mitch! You rock my socks!....Totally.

R.I.P. Mitch

Some infamous quotes from Mitch Hedberg::

"Some hotels don't have 13th floors because of supersticion...But people on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on. Jump out the window of the 13th floor and you will die earlier."

"Rice is great if you want 2000 of something."

"It dosn't matter whether you're black, white, green, or purple...oh wait - green or purple? I think we have to draw the line somewhere. So the hell with purple people...Unless they're choking...then help 'em!"

by Rose-Colored-Glasses August 15, 2006

Joni Mitchell

A painter of canvas and song who startled us with her honest insights in the 60's and inspired us throughout the 70's and onwards curving a path through folk, rock, jazz and other genres. She says she was never a folksinger but a composer first and foremost and has influenced many of todays powerhouse musicians from Prince to Morrissey, Elton John to Dolly Parton, Bob Dylan and even Bjork. She is still making music in her sixties and is about to release a ballet in 2010 about war incorporating her songs and photographs.

painter Joni Mitchell Prince Dolly Parton Morrissey Bjork Elton John Bob Dylan

by MCLiscious September 5, 2009

Lea Michele

Actress with the voice of an angel and a body sculpted by God himself!

Heath: "So who is in your Guilt-Free Three?"
Kyle: "Lea Michele, Lea Michele and Lea Michele."

by redraider18 February 21, 2010