He is such a Mitchell
by xX_Fortcraft_Xx February 15, 2018
mitchel: oh my god... i dumped a guy for you and you still won't fuck me!
guy: you dumped me for another guy dumbass.... omg mitchel...
guy: you dumped me for another guy dumbass.... omg mitchel...
by blacky.chan June 30, 2010
A guy who seems bipolar and bitchy. He acts like a girl with/without PMS. He is someone you would not want as a boyfriend. He is the epitome of retardedness. He talks to his girlfriend about how he thinks other girls are cool and awesome.
Ex. Girl 1: Wow he's such a Mitchell!
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: one second we were talking about the date and a second later he is being retarded and talking about other girls and how he thought they were better! WTF?!?
Girl 2: wow girl... He's such a bitch! (Bitchell... lol)
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: one second we were talking about the date and a second later he is being retarded and talking about other girls and how he thought they were better! WTF?!?
Girl 2: wow girl... He's such a bitch! (Bitchell... lol)
by Anonymousgirl200012 December 16, 2009
Mictchell is a kind hearted Mormon boy, who treats all wamen just like he treats his doggos. He can get quite self conscious for no good reason. Mitchell only has one best friend who truely understands his bonkered out brain. His camera roll is always full of memes and screenshots of other people’s derps. If you happen to come across a Mitchell, be sure to not let him go for he has the 🅱️estest memes out there.. ( his memes are so useless, that’s what makes them so great)!
by Jesusdontlie June 27, 2018
Mitchell is a gay bitch fuck
by TheUnknownGuest22 March 25, 2019
It's so dark out here, I can hardly see you!
"I know. I'm a Mitchell."
Look, mark got a tan this weekend and he's dark as (a) Mitchell!
"Only when it is dark enough can't you see Mitchell."
"I know. I'm a Mitchell."
Look, mark got a tan this weekend and he's dark as (a) Mitchell!
"Only when it is dark enough can't you see Mitchell."
by The Dark Mitchell March 09, 2009
Someone who doesn't have the internet, uses flamboyant words making you question his sexuality and looks and smells like an ape
Oh man, you see Mitchell the other day? He called my dog fabulous then updated his windows version capping me.
by Shawsie64 October 20, 2009