Mink

heavy set gay guy with body hair = bear
average set gay guy with body hair = otter
skinny set gay guy with body hair = mink

Paul: "Look it's Joe, he's cute but he's hairy, now he's a bear."
Steve: "He ain't a bear, he's 6 foot 3 and 130lbs, he's an otter."
Ryan: "No, he's too skinny to be an otter, he's a mink."

by Joe Winko November 06, 2020

Mink

An idiot/ asshole

That person took up two parking spaces. What a fucking mink

by Ssysee2580 December 10, 2021

mink

1. an abbreviated and morphed form of the word "monkey." the same definition as the jungle creature applies, but it is primarily used to describe a human and/or their behavior.

the devolution of the term, monkey, to mink occurred in such a fashion: monkey -> monk -> mahnk -> mink.

2. a cute animal that is bred for its hide.

1. "Jared is so disheveled and crazy. He's such a dumb, little mink."

2. "In Denmark, ten million minks were put to death due to coronavirus concerns."

by beckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk April 08, 2021

Mink

A really nice word that will get you loads of friends in Ireland.

Shane: howya mink

Jimmy: aww thank u

by jimmy duffy January 07, 2023

mink

mink; adjective

used to describe a beautiful / skinny/ toned gay man over 30 who would have previously been called a twink but is now too old to fall into this category, however does not fall into any of the others.

I am 34, I consider myself a mink because I am in essence a middle aged twink. and much like the fur I’m expensive and older men like to have me on thier arm - promptly followed by a yaaaaas and a finger snap!

by the originator of mink January 11, 2021

Mink

Something disgusting that upsets you and the human race

Yuck. Your actions are mink

by Sillycat111 November 20, 2017

Mink

A person who is very stupid but tries to act smart in many different ways, this exact person knows they're dumb or in the wrong but tries to play it off in a stupidly way.

"Ugh shes such a mink why does she act like that!"

"Mink!"

by THATEEEKID December 09, 2023