mink

Gina "last night me an Jerry went to fuck for the first time but............."
Linda "let me guess he had a fucking mink"
by Quisnasty March 22, 2017
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Someone who is terrible at video games such as counter strike, rainbow six siege or any racing game that is relevant. Tends to be partly homosexual and struggles to run for distances longer than his bedroom to the pantry. Quite over-weight and you could post hover boards in his box head.
Bro, this kid is actual Minks.
by The Man disatisfaction October 12, 2018
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A person who does something that defies common sense.
“Why did they do that? They are such a mink
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heavy set gay guy with body hair = bear
average set gay guy with body hair = otter
skinny set gay guy with body hair = mink
Paul: "Look it's Joe, he's cute but he's hairy, now he's a bear."
Steve: "He ain't a bear, he's 6 foot 3 and 130lbs, he's an otter."
Ryan: "No, he's too skinny to be an otter, he's a mink."
by Joe Winko November 06, 2020
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That person took up two parking spaces. What a fucking mink
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1. an abbreviated and morphed form of the word "monkey." the same definition as the jungle creature applies, but it is primarily used to describe a human and/or their behavior.

the devolution of the term, monkey, to mink occurred in such a fashion: monkey -> monk -> mahnk -> mink.

2. a cute animal that is bred for its hide.
1. "Jared is so disheveled and crazy. He's such a dumb, little mink."

2. "In Denmark, ten million minks were put to death due to coronavirus concerns."
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A really nice word that will get you loads of friends in Ireland.
Shane: howya mink

Jimmy: aww thank u
by jimmy duffy January 07, 2023
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