by HmmfCreator June 05, 2009
by I P Freely November 28, 2002
hey man, lets get all of those roaches and roll a ming blunt. and then we'll keep rolling ming blunts over time, and eventually roll a SUPER ming blunt out of ming blunt roaches. yea.
by Palpebral July 30, 2009
Used by myself and friends, as a replacement for any words forgotten by us, but are essencial in the sentance. Starting of as the definition of human hair extension, or 'minge extensions' this word has blossomed into every sentance use, and annoyance. Recently, the phrase 'minge' has been used as an insult, as in 'OMG you mingehole!'
1) Compliment:
"Such a pubilicious mingehead!"
"is my body too mingilicious for you babe?"
2) Insult:
"Right, you know what?! I'm gonna shave your minge in a minute and then you won't look fit!"
"Get your minge away from my face!!"
3) Everyday use:
"OMG you'll never guess who I minged last night!"
"Have you seen that girl's minge yet?! It's well fit, might have mine groomed like that!"
"Such a pubilicious mingehead!"
"is my body too mingilicious for you babe?"
2) Insult:
"Right, you know what?! I'm gonna shave your minge in a minute and then you won't look fit!"
"Get your minge away from my face!!"
3) Everyday use:
"OMG you'll never guess who I minged last night!"
"Have you seen that girl's minge yet?! It's well fit, might have mine groomed like that!"
by LauraMINGE :) May 06, 2008
Originates from the word mong, for some one who fails at life to such an extent that they are not even worthy of being called mong and/or are such failures at life that they cannot even spell mong. Another definition is one who has no/little mental capacity and struggles to construct a three syllable word.
Emma: "I am a ming"
"*mong"
James: "hahah, that is the definition of irony."
Emma: "What is ironic? I am so gullible and confused?"
James : "It is ironic, that you were unable to type mong. Does your brian hurt sometimes?"
In this example Emma is a ming.
"*mong"
James: "hahah, that is the definition of irony."
Emma: "What is ironic? I am so gullible and confused?"
James : "It is ironic, that you were unable to type mong. Does your brian hurt sometimes?"
In this example Emma is a ming.
by swartkat April 26, 2012
The best friend a girl could ask for. She will be there for your times in need and is always there to help you. Never give her up, or you will suffer a great loss. Love you lots!
by emchemm April 16, 2019
A replacement word for marijuana. Usually used when a parent or someone of authority is around and is often personified as a friend.
"Hello Robby, where have you and Dirk been all day?"
"Oh hi Mrs. Johnson, uuh...Dirk and I were just chillin with Ming."
"Ming? Who is that? I don't think I've ever met Ming."
"Haha, well he's a VERY good acquaintance of ours, I'm sure at some point you must have met him (coughcoughlikeincollegecoughcough)."
"I'm sorry what was that dear? Did you say something?"
"Oh, no ma'am I didn't, just got something caught in my throat. Anyway Dirk and Ming are waiting outside. We're gonna go for a walk. I just came in to grab a snack to bring with us."
"Ok dear, you three have fun!"
"Thanks Mrs. Johnson."
"Oh hi Mrs. Johnson, uuh...Dirk and I were just chillin with Ming."
"Ming? Who is that? I don't think I've ever met Ming."
"Haha, well he's a VERY good acquaintance of ours, I'm sure at some point you must have met him (coughcoughlikeincollegecoughcough)."
"I'm sorry what was that dear? Did you say something?"
"Oh, no ma'am I didn't, just got something caught in my throat. Anyway Dirk and Ming are waiting outside. We're gonna go for a walk. I just came in to grab a snack to bring with us."
"Ok dear, you three have fun!"
"Thanks Mrs. Johnson."
by tenfouroverandout July 01, 2005