Milkshaked

A friend zoned version of a booty call. When a female friend calls you at any hour to bring her a milkshake or other miscellaneous treat.

"Hey man, when are you going to get to the party?"
"Sorry, I got milkshaked by Emily again"
"Dude, you're so whipped, and she's not even putting out"

by Frederick Über ConKing June 9, 2013

Milkshakes

'Heaven on Earth!'

"If I had MILKSHAKES right now I would become a boss!"

by rawrkitten101 April 1, 2015

cleveland milkshake

While taking a shit in a cup, having a girl simultaneously shitting on your back which rolls down into the cup and after cumming inside the cup, make the girl drink it.

I met this really hot girl so I brought back to my place and we made a Cleveland Milkshake.

by JoseDavis April 22, 2015

red milkshake

When you shove a cup really hard through a cows udder, that then comes out full of bloody, gross, pink milk. Thats what they call a red milkshake.

G: If you shoved a cup really hard through a cows udder, would it come out full of milk?

R: Well there'd be blood in it.

R: That's what they call a red milkshake.

J: No that's not what they call a red milkshake!

M: No one calls it that.

R:Thats what they're gonna call a red milkshake.

by Chimera-Genesis July 10, 2020

Ass Milkshake

The product of having extreme hardcore anal sex with someone who has to take a shit. The feces are left mushy and loose often seeping from the anus in a soft milkshake-like form.

Miranda: Are you ok? You're walking a little funny.

Jennifer: Yeah. Billy Bob gave me an ass milkshake last night.

Miranda: OH SHIT!!

by Dr. Purple Cock February 5, 2014

The Arin Milkshake

A milkshake make of double cream and a fuck ton of suger.

May I introduced to you The Arin Milkshake

by Shadoweyes 27 August 10, 2018

Felchers milkshake

Mixture of cum and shit retrieved from the coit with a straw or conduit using a sucking action

Tony came back from the surf club with some felchers milkshake on his lips. I knew he was a suss cunt

by Irootedyamum July 4, 2019