milk

something your dad was looking for 15 years

Hey dad, where is the milk?

by Sophia_Cutie19 November 18, 2021

Milk

A white liquid drink that you're dad still hasn't came home with.

My dad's at the store getting milk. He'll be back by 2060.

by Ur_Dad_Still_at_The _Store February 16, 2022

Milk

Rids potion effects such as jump boost or potion of harming.

You drank milk in Minecraft

by OwU UwO August 31, 2020

Milk

typically used as "that's milk" or "that's so milk" or "how milk is that?" or "you're milk"

can be used in a positive or negative context, similar to "sick"

can be used in conjunction with "man" to call someone a "milkman", which follows the same rules as "milk"

negative:

A: oh no I just stepped in dog shit!!
B: oh thats milk!

or

A: yeah I like to put capers and peanut butter on my tacos

B: you're fucking milk, man what the hell

positive:

A: I just got accepted for that fellowship!!
B: woah!!! that's so milk I'm so proud of you!

A: *does a cool skateboard trick*

B: yooo that was fucking milk dawg

by peachtime March 04, 2023

milk

Racist little cunt Chinese bag who probably came from a factory made in china who then changed his into sick to confuse people

fuck milk

by throwaway69420 March 28, 2023

Milk

The reason your childhood was bad

my dad left for milk

by I'm an acohalauc February 02, 2020

milk

something that dads can not resist, they love it so much that they leave their wife's, children, friends, family and pets to get this item, you could say it makes them hanker sore. in some rare cases he wil come back but very rarely

dude, my dad left to get milk.

by Daddy is hard May 18, 2020