miffilis

adj. something that is sketchy, grimy, stupid, dirty, or fucking weird, usually pertaining to a hick, redneck, or someone with syphilis

noun An individual that is particularly miffilis, or a dumbass, sketchy, stoner from bumfuck nowhere west virginia

Yo that guy is miffilis he smells like shit and always walks around naked.

by Rob Jim Abbot February 23, 2008

milfyway bar

someone who has fucked a milf

Yo dude you her about the new miflyway on the block?

Yeah dude that milfs husband is creepin on the milfyway bar now.

by The Milfyway Himself March 13, 2009

Muffy Muncher

It's just like the beer Munchies but called Muffy Muncher! Wow I'm really hungry tonight I've got the muffy munchies..

When your craving some Vagina. Also known as "Muffy Muncher".

by Muff bomb July 11, 2010

Miff stick

A rolled marijuana cigarette.

- I can't believe that teacher was arrested for smoking.
= didn't you hear, it was a miff stick.
- I always suspected it!

by Inkydinktwink May 25, 2010

Miffon

The miffon is a mythical creation similar to Griffons or Chimeras. It is a mutton muffin in the shape of a mitten. It provides warmth and sustenance and awesome.

It was so cold yesterday I had to wear miffons, but by the afternoon it was warm enough to enjoy them as a snack.

by Miffon Master December 7, 2010

Miff Out

When a group of friends join each otherin a miffing session, where activities such as drinking and partying are replaced with activities such as lying on the couch, eating and being lazy.

Eg. "Hey Courtney, lets go miff out, I'm not really in the mood for partying tonight."

by Jessy Bev November 10, 2011

miffering

Miffering, the act of being miffered

Oh, they were up last night, miffering.
They're tots miffering right now.

by THEPANDAGURL November 6, 2013