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Shawn Mendes

Hes literally god
His the best person in the word
He loves dogs, specially his dog called Tarzan. You will be impressed by his music and also his muscles! Did u ever looked at his arm? JUST WOW!

So yeah Shanw Mendes is God
Girl: Omg you are so Shawn Mendes today!

Boy: THANKS U THATS SUCH A COMPLIMENT I WISH I WAS HIM
by Evie.Black:) November 22, 2021
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SHAWN MENDES

The most amazing person in the world.
why?
i don't know, he just is!
he is my man btw
everybody needs to love shawn mendes
by MendesSoldier November 18, 2016
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MEND BUTT CRACK!

A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.
by Mr Spoofy June 14, 2024
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Mending Babies

The act of fucking and/or making a baby.
We were mending babies so fucking good last night.

We mended babies and now I am due in 12 weeks.
by Burntchicken.nugget October 6, 2021
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R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.

An example of this can be found with Adobe, when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.

Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it, perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.
I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)
by Louis Rossmann August 19, 2024
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shawn mendes

an unique work of art brought into this world by his parents
Shawn Mendes is a never seen before type of person.
by mostunlikely July 12, 2017
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Mending Book

A Mending Book is a rather useful item in Minecraft. Using said enchantment on a tool or weapon will make the tool/weapon automatically be repaired by a specific incremental amount when picking up Experience Points.
Alternatively: Something Grian will never get.
"The ocean provides, I know it does. That next book, I know it; I can feel that it will be mending!"
*It was not a mending book.*
by fishingrodfrenzy777 February 21, 2024
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