Melissa 

The name of a person who wasn’t loved enough as a child, and is severely uneducated. Can’t provide proof to a single thing.

Wow, did you hear Melissa tried stopping so low as to using Urban Dictionary as a legitimate citation? She’s such a Karen

Melissa by YouMadMyGuy October 18, 2021

Melissa 

Melissa is the heaviest girl ever

Oh melissa is so heavy yk
yeah ik she is so heavy

Melissa by heavyasme April 21, 2023

Melissa 

That Bitch that fucked up our escape room. Annie ass looking bitch.

Melissa is a fucking hoe and needs to mind her damn business

Melissa by Wehatemelissa March 19, 2023

Melissa 

what white people eat

im white and i like to eat melissa

Melissa by Cedy Mac March 7, 2016

Melissa 

She is just a bitch that like to do tik tok

Stupid and dump Melissa

Melissa by Yyyyyttyyy November 9, 2019

MELISSA 

Melissa

Melissa is a bitch, she never shuts up, and is always running her mouth , she is not loyal and will never have your back. She talks behind peoples back. She is not nice. She is fake and will never be real. if you know a Melissa run away from her. SHE IS CRAZY

MELISSA by She don’t care April 20, 2020

Melissa 

I'm generally not a mean person at all, but Melissa is a mean, horrible, piece of human trash that deserves it. Melissa's got the world's worst patchy tan and her face looks like a disfigured orange with two beady eyes and a set of Jeremy Kyle show-type front teeth. She's friends with the other entitled oranges.

Normal person: *minds their own business*
Melissa with her ugly face and tan: *literally anything to try and be annoying and horrible*
Normal person: "Ew, you got your horrible tan on me. Blah!"

Melissa by Kumbaya My Lord April 20, 2019