Safety Meeting

Slang for sneaking off before work to smoke marijuana.

Meeting held before another meeting to get in the right frame of mind.

All of the raft guides disappeared before loading rafts on the bus, they must be at their safety meeting

Is there any way I can schedule some time for a safety meeting before that big presentation?

by swivet February 5, 2010

e-meet

Modern day replacement for 'pleasure to make your acquaintance', often used by pretentious (and often vapid) individuals with no imagination or sense of how ridiculous they sound; typically found in the world of online marketing.

"Hey there, great to e-meet you..."

by PapaRT September 11, 2013

meet

Used in Dublin, meet is to french kiss someone. People usually meet while in a relationship or in a disco. Most teenagers at discos might meet their friends or people they don't know. After the meet they would usually just walk away and not make any verbal contact with the person they meet if they did not know them.

Disco
Boy: "do you wanna meet my friend? *points to boy*
Girl: "Ok?"
*Meet*

by ilovemefella December 5, 2010

meetup

Anything from a platonic hangout between two chums or pals (usually of opposite genders) to a date with the intent to possibly begin romantic relations.

"Ahh Potatoes!"

"What's wrong man?"
"I just drove to Los Angeles on a meetup with a female!"
"Do have feelings for her?"
"Nope, just a dandy meetup between two pals!"

OR

"I got a meetup with my female tomorrow!"
"You silly boy! You go on meetups every day!"

by ballerfrombollywood March 20, 2018

meet your maker

People using this expression are referring to God. It refers to the Christian belief that when we die, we are called to account for our lives before God. So if I say I'm "ready to meet my maker", I mean that I am ready to give God an accounting of my life; I am ready die.

Are you ready to meet your maker?

by imspringer November 5, 2013

in a meeting

phrase used when you are at home or over at someone's house smoking weed.

Boy: Where were you last night, you missed your grandma's wake...

Girl: I was over at Dave's house in a meeting.

by pooponyou August 21, 2005

meetnik (meet + suffix nik)

a person who enjoys meetings and all sorts of administrative events and tries to attend as many of them as possible.

Being socially active is one thing, meeting for the sake of meeting is another. I try to stay away from meetniks for whom getting together is an end in itself. Meeting without meaning is worse than meaning without meeting.

by Mikhail Epstein October 2, 2003