Meaty puddle slapper

One huge, impressive beast of a penis that is best used to slap a vagina into submission.

"That bitch was wet, but far too tight for me to slip it in her, so I just got my Meaty puddle slapper on the case"

by Afeps February 19, 2010

Big Meaty Tits

A good way to refer to your fat male friends.

J: wadup Big Meaty Tits?

L: uh.. not much...

J: well don't feel OBLIGATED to lose a pound or two... jeez.

by Akjohnny February 19, 2009

Meaty glove of torque

A term first used to describe the engine of the 2004 Volkswagen R32. The term is used to allow others to understand the large amount of torque available at any engine speed.

The term, "meaty glove", is derived from a more common term: "glove of meat", which is used to describe the object thrown into the air in celebration after Thomas Edison successfully created the first nickel-iron-alkaline storage battery.

"The engine has a meaty glove of torque!"

by Adam Santunafish July 23, 2006

Big Meaty Shanker

A huge, gross booger. One that is so stuck up one's nose that it frequently has to be picked out.

Man, I really feel like wiping this big meaty shanker on my boss's doorknob.

by Fucknuggetz August 26, 2017

Meaty Play-Doh

When a girl finishes giving a blowjob, it could feel like Meaty Play-Doh in her mouth.

"My first time sucking dick was really weird, it felt like Meaty Play-Doh"

by juckoboi October 29, 2018

Henry’s Meaty Calves

No definition, just Henry’s meaty calves

Big cum slut Henry has a treacherous case of Henry’s meaty calves

by Henry’s Meaty Calves December 27, 2021

Luigi's meaty cock

Luigi has a big cock and it's so big that Mario is really jealous.

Princess Peach: I leave you, Mario.
Mario: Why?
Princess Peach: Because of Luigi's meaty cock.

by Beter47 January 3, 2021