macsturbator

An individual that uses Macintosh products to bring sexual and emotional pleasure to themselves.

He is such a Macsturbator, that in his Machorniness last night he couldn't even finish watching The Keynote without Macpleasuring himself and Macspooging all over his MacLap.

by Brown Jew July 31, 2007

madstop

Madstop is a palindrome for Potsdam. Potsdam, NY is a small community located in Northern NY. This term is used by locals of the area, typically the young, as an alternative name for their hometown.

Dave : Fuck, I gotta go back to 'ole madstop tommorow to see the folks.

Nate : It's not so bad you know you get to hang out with me right? We can drive to the mall if you can get away from your parents for a while.

Dave : You know that is exactly why I left in the first place.

by Darker August 2, 2010

Mansturbate

When a guy masturbates while thinking of another man. Can also apply to lesbians or anyone who is normally attracted to women in any other circumstance

I like girls, but I would go gay for (insert guy here). I even mansturbated to him last night

by AM/FM March 3, 2011

manstruation

A homosexual man who bleeds from the rectum once a month; generally believed to be a psychosomatic effect on only the gayest of the gays.

Yo bitch, is it that time of the month? F-cking manstruation again. I don't mind poop dick, but the bloody poop is such a clash of colors.

by pornhorn55 January 9, 2010

Maisterbait

1 - The Act of jerking off to internet shock sites.
2 - Searching the internet in order to find disgusting and vile images to show your friends that make them question your sexuality as well as why they are friends with you

"Dude, Kyle spent his whole day maisterbaiting today and then copied all the links onto my facebook."

"My mom caught me Maisterbaiting yesterday and as a result cancelled my internet subscription"

"Kyle Maisterbaits so often that he has the limited edition goatse mastercard"

by James Wag February 27, 2007

maestro

The distinguished gentleman who takes a shit on a bon fire.

This bon fire is getting old. Hey Johnny, spice it up maestro!

by gRip October 8, 2006

magster

A naughty, boxer wearing, three-some having, little sex pot. Always thinks shes hot shit.

That Magster sure is a milf.

by britzy December 17, 2004