The top try scoring winger in the 2011 Rugby Super 15, but he was not considered good enough to play for the All Blacks. Possibly because he is homosexual.
I have been going so hard at work and the boss never says 'thanks,' its like I am that pariah, Sean Maitland.
by Crusader fan29 September 1, 2011
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Quote 1:Hey man shoulda seen me get Brenda with this sweet Maitland Monkey last night. Got that bitch good.
Quote 2:Dude i just broke up with with me missus. Didn't know how to break it to her so i just gave her the old maitland monkey instead. Prety sure she got the message. Wanna go have some Leroy Jenkems.
Quote 2:Dude i just broke up with with me missus. Didn't know how to break it to her so i just gave her the old maitland monkey instead. Prety sure she got the message. Wanna go have some Leroy Jenkems.
by Ando2 February 23, 2010
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Here comes Matitude.
by Malatude November 14, 2011
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Get the Mat it. mug.A condition in which the sufferer is under the constant impression that they are the toughest shit on the block and should be recognised by all for this achievement.
Mad Guy: Then I like benched 100 kilograms to finish my 20 hour gym sesh.
Guy whispers to friend: Why is he telling us this?
Friend: He's got maditus
Guy whispers to friend: Why is he telling us this?
Friend: He's got maditus
by DJFM April 21, 2011
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Dogged behavior reflecting a person's thinking or feeling.
While attitude is a settled way of thinking or feeling, typically reflected in a person's behavior. Madittude is an extreme, nearly delusional case of attitude.
Dogged behavior reflecting a person's thinking or feeling.
While attitude is a settled way of thinking or feeling, typically reflected in a person's behavior. Madittude is an extreme, nearly delusional case of attitude.
She's got madittude.
by NorthsideLou October 31, 2012
Get the madittude mug.Eating so much of mcdonalds' burgers you end up with tits. Usually said upon people who are morbidly obese and eat mcdonalds' burgers alot.
Dude: Damn, look at those unholy mactitties.
Man: He must've been hitting mcdonalds for 6 months straight.
Obese Man: I heard that, you assholes.
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Obese Man: I heard that, you assholes.
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