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Mateo

noun: a wet, dirty towel; usually ridden with semen and/or vaginal discharge stains; mostly used to clean up after sexual intercourse or masturbation
verb: the act of masturbating on a towel and wringing it out in somebody's mouth
if it wasn't for that Mateo in the trunk of my car, my back seat would be covered in jizz stains
Landon: hey Matrocker, guess what i did last night?
Matrocker: what's that, Landon?
Landon: i gave you a Mateo while you were sleeping!
Both: Hahahahahaha!
Matrocker: that would explain why my lips are so sticky!
by Landwarf August 30, 2010
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matey

A word used by northern people (From Reading)
by Essex April 18, 2006
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Mateo

He is not a smart kid. Always doing sexual jokes but he is not mature enough to be in date. He is the clown of the class but can be really annoying. Be careful he can hate you for no reason. Is a nice guy to hang out sometimes because can make you laugh all day long. He is not a really handsome man.
Mateo is and will always be stupid
Mateo is so funny
by 1023947856290834765 February 28, 2019
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matey

a derogatory term used by mostly ageing cougars who think they can pull better than whats in front of them. In this circumstance it is regarded as an insult considering the person who says it is most likely A: 40 something with a hallway vagina, or B: really fat. However the same word used in a sentence by a pirate or bikie with a beard is actually a colloquial form of communication among mateys.
shopkeep lady: what can i get you matey?
me: matey? bitch you better check your fucken respect levels, fuck you, you old bitch i'll buy my smokes at the tabbacconist.

pirate: arr matey we are gunna rape and pillage til our dicks fall off from inventing stds.
me: cheers bro
by pickleton hater February 26, 2011
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Mateo

Mateo is a Europen, hot name of a guy that has for the longest time said “I’m do like you but I’m not ready for a relationship” and then when just the right amount of pear pressure asks you out INFRONT OF YOU EXBOYTOY. He treats you like a princess and cares, but only to the person he loves, to others he’s a millichious asshole, but in the words of dilasa dkl “he’s cute or wat eva”
Zee-“Guess what!

Molly-“what?!”
Zee-“I’m dating Mateo!”
Molly-“again?”
Zee-“YES BITCH AGAIN!”
by Bitchhey October 4, 2018
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Mateo

Mateo a weird but hopeless and a useless human being who can not make a bridge if his life depended on it.he is also a very fun and out going he is a great friend.your a lucky to have him in your life nobody has a big problem with yet.you will really lucky if you are a close friend to him him will try to give you respect if you give it to him
by 🩲 October 21, 2020
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Mateo

Usually a skinny and athletic person which is most likely Italian. Is good at math and is known to have a medium sized penis.
Mateo is horrible in bed, I'm never speaking to him again.
by Fuh que May 1, 2019
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