When a woman puts her vagina on her sex partner's face. Can include rubbing motions on her partners face or just pressing it on to one area of the face.

Origins derived from Nicki Minaji's verse of the Young Money hit song "Bedrock"

Boy: She started it off by giving me a Minaj Massage!

Minaj Massage by swaggerman386 June 18, 2010

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german massage

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Mike got a German massage today that changed his life forever

german massage by The only m smith February 3, 2018

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Qwonk Massage

A rare massage given with lots of bootie sauce drippings and dingleberries containing rare Qwonk semen, Qwonk sauce, and gallons of dehydrated horse semen. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the extremely famous VRChat player).

Person 1: Bro! You want a Qwonk massage?

Person 2: Hell yeah dude! I need extra dingleberry drippings though if you give me a qwonk massage!

Person 1: OK bro I got you take your pants off.

Person 2: Oh yes daddy but why do you need that cheese grater?

Qwonk Massage by Lipcose July 20, 2018

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Throat Massage

When your subordinate says something fresh to you so you threaten them with a “throat massage” as a sexual innuendo.

Keep that slick shit up and I’ma throat massage you.

Throat Massage by JHerny13 August 13, 2019

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