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A rare massage given with lots of bootie sauce drippings and dingleberries containing rare Qwonk semen, Qwonk sauce, and gallons of dehydrated horse semen. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the extremely famous VRChat player).
Person 1: Bro! You want a Qwonk massage?

Person 2: Hell yeah dude! I need extra dingleberry drippings though if you give me a qwonk massage!

Person 1: OK bro I got you take your pants off.

Person 2: Oh yes daddy but why do you need that cheese grater?
by Lipcose July 20, 2018
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