major turn on

Something one finds really attractive.

A guy who can dance is a major turn on

by OnlineWorld January 13, 2016

Drum Majors

Annoying, Wanna-be Drill Sergeants, who are always messing up the tempos. Drum Majors lead the entire band in Marching Drills, Musical Rehearsals, etc. they basically exist so the Band Director doesn't really have to do anything.

" Standby!! When I Call You To Dress Center, Form a Running Block!!......... Dress Center!!! " ~ Drum Major Tyler

" I Hate Drum Majors, they are so Freakin' annoying " ~ Literally Everyone In The Entire Regiment

by AutismoPrime August 16, 2019

The Sergeant Major

Performing the "Angry Pirate" and the "Alaskan Pipeline" back to back.

He gave her the Sergeant Major after she said not to jizz in her mouth.

by accessdnied January 21, 2010

nothin major

is when you are talking about something that isnt all that important

i just brought some new boots nothin major though

by dabullty December 09, 2009

biology major

A major in nearly every college or university that was designed to ruin lives.

1: "Hey what's your major?"
2: "Biology major"
1: "OMGEPICFAIL. -_-"

by Jus102008 September 15, 2008

Drum Major

Self-proclaimed god of band. Usually is described as the director's bitch, a small price to pay to make everyone else his or her bitch. Wields incredible power during the fall, but loses it during spring, where the band is undergoing what is known as "concert season". Is particularly fond of newbies and works to take them under wing quickly

The drum major gave the order to march despite the complaints of several upperclassmen.

by JakobderLudner July 25, 2005

Major Census

A true gaming legend who's very rarely seen on the Battlefield. His words inspire soldiers to keep fighting and his quirky comments bring a smile to the faces of even the most stubborn. In reality he's probably Chinese but his team mates know him as only a presence in the cyber world.

He has amazing skills with words

you walk towards Major Census...he says...

"Hello"

You are stunned!!

by SB 4 Life September 13, 2006