mailbox

1. (common noun)
A structure that can be opened with a small door on a single pole that contains nothing but bills and garbage, not to be confused with the <AFC East>.

2. An Arizonan bread <oven>.

I found a coupon for a used condom shop in my mailbox.

by 2hufan January 11, 2025

fuck this i'ma ted kaczynski this niggers mailbox

It's a term which means "fuck this i'ma bomb this persons mailbox" in a funny way.

Person 1: "Fuck this i'ma ted kaczynski this niggers mailbox."
Person 2: "What the fuck!?"

by goofygoobergrape33333 January 24, 2025

Keep your dick out of your mailbox

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss

Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"

by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024

mailbox slot

When those with a penis urinate at just the right angle to pee between the toilet and the seat, leaving the floor, the toilet, and maybe their pants a bit more yellow.

Honey, I need a roll of paper towels. Hit a bit of a mailbox slot over here.

by Skototropism July 12, 2024

Mailbox

Mailbox is a sexy good man who serves under Lord Rainku

someone : who is mailbox?
Rainku: none other then my loyal right hand man silly muggle

by Mailbox#0002 December 16, 2022

mailbox dick

when a dick is waxed/shaved so that the only hair present is in the surrounding area of the balls rather than the balls themselves

“She pulled down Matt’s boxers and there it was— a nice, clean, and suckable mailbox dick.”

by holyblazer December 17, 2022

Mailbox

Mailbox: A handsome fine young fellow who serves under none other then the dark lord himself lord rainku

Lando: i'm better then rain boy you have to open your eyes and see that now that he is gone
Mailbox: i will never betray lord rain lando you will never surpass him monkey boy

by Mailbox#0002 December 20, 2022