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A lying slut. Is only your best friend for your gossip. Don’t trust a melanie
Ugh. Look at Melanie she is such a how
Melanie by Xbsf August 1, 2018
She’s shy but when u know her for long enough she won’t stop talking. She’s a caring person but she seems stoned 24/7. Maybe bcs she smoked a lot of weed in the past.
She looks stoned... I think her name is Melanie
Melanie by Mxlluy November 19, 2017
a girl who is very funny and will make you laugh till you cry she shows her feelings by being mean she is not always right but thinks she is 🙄 all of her friends love when she is around because she is funny
melanie is not smart
Melanie by awkwardma'am January 25, 2019
A female human being that can't really read.
She also tends to disconnect from games on Roblox. She doesn't really listen and only hears 2.5% of the conversation. She tends to mention Dunkirk and Harry Styles a lot. Literally, every conversation, she mentions Dunkirk, Harry Styles, One Direction, or Big Time Rush. She also makes fun of the names Jasper and Olivia. She tends to disrespect the owner of bunnies named Jasper, and it hurts them. Not all melanie's are bad, but ones that think Olivia's are bad, are.
Can you believe Melanie dissed Jasper the Bunnie's owner Olivia? How dare she.
Melanie by owner of a Jasper April 22, 2018
She is flicker. She is flame. She illuminates her flammable name. The sun rises through her pubic hair, torching the sense and sensibility of the world. One is lost and found, saved and drowned in the circle of her arms and the wellspring of her eyes. A damn-ed imp. That which animates.
Running around one day, she pulled a flaming Melanie. Aaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!
Melanie by Chrisopher February 5, 2010
Melanie is a CUNT......
Melanie also has massive tits
Melanie knows the difference between your and you're.
Melanie is a girls name