Mongolian Lunchbox

When a girl rides your face so hard it warms up all your face “meat” just like the Mongolians did with their beef. AMEN

Hey baby doll why don’t you come over here and get yourself a Mongolian Lunchbox!

by Pump&Dump Daddy December 9, 2022

lunchbox

A man's genitals: Meat + two veg

Patient complaining: Man, I hate this—it's like a kick in the nuts.
Nurse reality checking: Your lunchbox vegetables are firmly out of scope here. It's just physiotherapy.

by prototypist October 18, 2021

Square Lunchbox

A term which is used to suggest or indicate that a woman is a lesbian.

Hey Mike, have you heard that Susan packs a square lunchbox? I know, I was looking foward to asking her out on Tuesday. Looks like I'll be forever alone.

by SpookyGhoul April 13, 2011

get in my lunchbox

'get in my lunchbox' means someone is looking fine as fuck and that they should dm the sennder

instagram post comment: "daaaaaamn boy get in my lunchbox"

by omeganasty September 6, 2018

Dracula's Lunchbox

Used tampon receptacle in female bathroom,

eg at school or office or public restroom

Just got an eye full of Dracula's lunchbox in the girls dunnies.

by Freobogan November 21, 2022

Hobo's Lunchbox

Hobos Lunchbox:
Eating a girl out when she hasnt showered in a couple days when her crotch smells like piss and shit and hot sweaty fish found in a dumpster.

I went camping with my girlfriend last weekend. I was in the mood for fish tacos but ended up getting a hobo's lunchbox.

by Hugh J. Ness February 9, 2020

Japanese Lunchbox

A Japanese Lunch Box is the act of inserting a live squid into a woman's vulva, unbeknownst to her mind you, whilst engaged in coitus. After which the male releases ejaculate within the woman, while simultaneously snorting a line of sesame seeds, then taking a shot of sake, THEN slurping the squid/semen mixture out that pussy kid.

Yo, gave that bitch a Japanese Lunchbox. She didn't like it. Not one bit. Not one.

by cunt rage March 26, 2016