Lard-Ass

Someone who eats everyone elses food. Cant help themselves but to be fat and ugly. Mating call is Bum Babba Bum Babba Bum.

Hey, yo dude did you see that kid! he ate all the food out of the cabinate! What a Lard-Ass!!!

Yea i heard his name is Quahmir

by DR. Thang November 11, 2012

butch lard

when a girl has fat jiggly thighs that go glugluglugluglug when they move

Have you seen shannon's thighs? definition of butch lard for sure!!!

by jjb3 August 19, 2009

Lardelar

A Lardelar is a crazy guy who in turn loves to be that guy

He went to the bar and got drunk.. really drunk and stood on the stage and rocked until he was bounced. He pulled a Lardelar

by bob_on-the-fob August 17, 2009

Lardered

Lardered (verb) - For a male to partake in sexual intercourse with a plus sized female or vice versa. Usually involves the larger person incorporating their excess rolls into said act.

Wow, Randy just got lardered by Heather.

by the_hoedown August 9, 2010

larditating

the act of sitting in a chair at work (after a large lunchtime meal) turning into a bucket of lard.

"Wow CeCe I really feel like I'm getting fat at work after I eat lunch and sit in a chair all day with minimal movements." "Don't worry Annie, you are just larditating."

by CeAnCeNie July 26, 2013

Lardy boi

A person who enjoys consuming large amounts of lard

Boy1: hey have you met alex
Boy2: yeah, he is a lardy boi!!

by Jolioli01 August 13, 2019

The Absentia Lardum Effect

The overwhelming sensation to consume bacon when the body witnesses something so utterly bland, tasteless, or otherwise unappealing.

I was walking past a vegan restaurant one day when I was suddenly overcome by the Absentia Lardum Effect. I immediately proceeded to the nearest fast food chain for a double bacon cheeseburger.

by Verosumatic October 5, 2016