Window Looker

Someone who stares aimlessly out of car windows.
This occurs mainly on long journeys, while stuck in traffic or while avoiding cab driver small talk.

Police Officer: "So, what caused this car crash?"
Citizen: "Well, i was so busy checking out this hot Window Looker i didn't notice the car in front of me stop!"

by swanagebay February 23, 2010

ten foot looker

A person of opposite sex who looks good from ten feet or further, but when he/she gets within the ten feet you realize they are fugly

Man I saw this fine broad from far away but when I got closer it turned out she was a ten foot looker.

by Absamil May 12, 2008

Top of the range looker

a very handsome chap, a good looking fella who gets pure b*****s. It can also be a very fit lady who is out of this world and lads could only dream about her.

Ay la look at da top of the range looker over there!!

by Toplooker69 March 28, 2020

lozer

a super loser, a modified version of "loser"

Wow, watching America's Funniest Home Videos on a saturday night...lozer...

by not_a_lozer October 29, 2007

lozer

a loser who thinks hes cool. and doesnt know he is a loser.

Lozer: hey me-shell, wanna go out with me?

me-shell: umm...not really

Lozer: aww cmon i have some ultimate 1337 haxxor skills i can show you

me-shell: (pulls out her pepper spray and runs)

by Fred D Flip May 2, 2005

looser than a bucket of fishing worms

when a woman's pussy is loose, like putting your dick into a bucket of slimey fishing worms...

That Hooker at the dock was looser than a bucket of fishing worms!

by Deidre Smuckatelli March 15, 2008

Lolzerpalooza

Somewhat like a lollercaust, but a lolzerpalooza is specific to web forums. Any thread that gets derailed into a flamewar has the potential to be a lolzerpalooza, but only those flamewars that are the most idiotic and over the most trivial and mundane issues qualifies as a true lolzerpalooza. Anyone reading through the thread is likely to die of laughter or brain damage generated by the stupidity of it.

Did you see the thread about pop tarts? That was a fucking lolzerpalooza, what a bunch of idiots.

by Banhammer Time March 26, 2008