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Lobby Tard

A Lobby Tard is someone who works in the lobby at the McDonald's, cleaning tables etc.
A way of evalulating your life "Hey, your job could be worse - you could always be a lobby tard!"

"You could always find work as a lobby tard!"

"They had no jobs? Not even as a Lobby Tard?"
by SITS07 July 5, 2009
mugGet the Lobby Tardmug.

lobby bomb

Leaving a fart on an elevator and hitting the L button upon exiting to send the deliciousness to someone in the Lobby to enjoy
After having chili and beers I let out a juicy bean fart on the elevator and hit L to send it down for the next passenger to enjoy my lobby bomb. I might have sharted...
by jazzballer March 10, 2016
mugGet the lobby bombmug.

>lobby

Used by seasoned players who’ve seen enough nonsense to predict disaster before it strikes. You see the names, profile pics, ranks of the lobby and know it’s going to be either chaos, incompetence or misery; the upcoming match will not be remotely normal.

You don’t even have to specify why the lobby is bad; everyone who’s played enough would get it. Typing out “>lobby” unites everyone in a shared fatigue.

Used to detach personal accountability for whatever catastrophe is about to unfold. As in the ones who type “>lobby” are different from the rest: “it’s on the lobby, not on us.”.
After recognizing multiple 0.8 K/D shitcans on your team with 2,000-hour playtime:
> “>lobby”
Matchmaking pairs you against a full premade clan called KSA:
> “>lobby”
You see a Swastika, Trans flag, Furry, Brony & Anime pfp - ALL ON THE SAME TEAM:
> “>lobby”
by Bouyphe October 7, 2025
mugGet the >lobbymug.

Lobbying

Bribery. Literal bribery. It's a synonym for bribery. If lobbying is legal in your country, bribery is legal in your country.
The only reason the USA has relatively low corruption rates is because they legalized bribery and renamed it "lobbying."
by Pagan God of Memes April 26, 2022
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Rodeo Lobby

The best in the world at badminton and ping pong. has watched every season of Brooklyn 99 and Fresh prince of Bel-Air and Bojack Horseman 5 times a month. Enjoys chicken nugget parmas, chips and bacon and owns 2 chihuahuas and 2 cats. 🍟🥓🍗
"Rodeo Lobby is my best friend" Mackai Said
by RodeoLobby November 4, 2018
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IRL Lobby Filler

All of Bell's Life story

#MOTOR FOR LIFE
Look at Bell , he is an IRL Lobby Filler
CLOWN = IRL Lobby Filler
by THE BIG GRAAL (WOOF WOOF) November 22, 2021
mugGet the IRL Lobby Fillermug.

lobby language

A programming language that students of an institution is forced to learn based on business dealings in the programming department.

The programming language is usually never used outside of the class in the real world.
Have you heard of that lobby language eiffel?
by alienist October 24, 2020
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