Lobby Piece

This only works for people who have apartments. It is when you bring a ho/trick/bitch/woman of the night to your place but she is not hot enough to make it upstairs. So you piece the shit out of her in the lobby...thereby making her "lobby piece". Lobby piece can also occur if you think the girl you brought home may steal yo shit. If you let her upstairs yo' watch may be gone.

Guy: Hey baby I want you right now
Girl: You don't want to go upstairs
Guy: Naw baby...I want you so bad right now...this nigga can't wait. (this is the lie)
Girl: Okay

When piece has started in the lobby...the trick becomes lobby piece, a title that should last on the girl for at least 2-5 years.

by Cowboy Jones January 16, 2008

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Lobby

A senior in high school who thinks he doesn't have to abide by the rules. Also, someone at a convention who has a threesome with fellow delegates in a dumpster surrounded by homeless people and Wall Street businessmen who watch the coitus while eating butterscotch popcorn.

Dude he's such a lobby!! He gets wasted constantly.

You're a lobby? Which dumpster is your favorite?

Fun fact: most lobbies have minutely small penises.

by Friendshipisdeath March 2, 2015

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lobby bomb

Leaving a fart on an elevator and hitting the L button upon exiting to send the deliciousness to someone in the Lobby to enjoy

After having chili and beers I let out a juicy bean fart on the elevator and hit L to send it down for the next passenger to enjoy my lobby bomb. I might have sharted...

by jazzballer March 10, 2016

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