Loaded Cannon

The act of forcefully passing a kidney stone by ejaculating.

There was no other option but to blow out the stone like a loaded cannon.

by Bobroz April 18, 2021

loaded chip

when you go to finger your girlfriend and your hand comes back out with a fully loaded (stale) tampon

“Bro me and Jane were getting funky last night but the mood died after she gave me a fully loaded chip”

by nowboiwhatthehellboi August 6, 2021

Loaded frouple

Three good friends sharing loaded fries

At the Cowboys game, Madison, Eddie and Jacob had a loaded frouple.

by Madwadk September 9, 2021

Loaded Cannon

When a person doesn’t shit for a day or two and have to go badly and begin to explode shit all over a unexpecting person who can be asleep.

Dude I wanna do a loaded cannon on Jim tonight

by Cream master December 1, 2021

Loaded Brazilian Hotdog

Step 1: A Brazilian gets down on all fours.
Step 2: Spread the vagina and butt cheeks and take a shit in both.
Step 3: You and a partner insert a "hotdog" into both orifices.
Step 4: Mix the "chili" thoroughly

Step 5: Enjoy

She really wasn't very hungry after she had just enjoyed a Loaded Brazilian Hotdog.

by mbmikey February 22, 2022

loaded fries

French fries with more than two toppings.

They aren't cheddar bacon fries, they're loaded fries!

by hondabones August 2, 2022

Loaded Baked Potato

When you high as fuck on a couch and are about to bust a nut.

Shut door bro, loaded baked potato inside. Keep out my guy

by RustyFruit November 30, 2022