lingerie

a class of women's garments with unecessary and mind-boggling fasteners and straps that act as puzzling impediment to engaging in coitus.

"Can you puh-leaze just undo this piece of lingerie yourself?"

by Ross Sewage April 17, 2006

Lindley

a giggling idiot; one who cannot stop laughing

Shh! Stop being a Lindley or we'll get points at this Quaker meeting!

by boo May 19, 2003

Jenny Longlegs

Small, spider-like insect with disproportionately long legs and small wings.

Not to be confused with a Daddy Longlegs, which is a wingless lookalike from the spider family.

Ahhh! Check out the size of that Jenny Longlegs!

by haileys July 7, 2006

Lingering

The art of licking out and fingering a girl's pussy at the same time

See that girl over there? She's in need of a good lingering...

Do you linger it?!!

by Reneee November 16, 2009

Langley

THE BEST DAMN PLACE IN THE FRICKING WORLD!!!..... IS LANGLEY, BC!!!! no joke. awesome people, awesome places..

well... not so awesome places but increasing the awesomeness everyday...... great schools too ;) i mean what do i have to do to make you believe Langley is the best, run around naked with a a gigantic gorilla strapped to my bum with giant flags saying.... Langley is the best and as for all the rest you can screw off.. . jk

NADIA: NICE BUM WHERE YOU FROM!
ME: LANGLEY WANNA BANG ME

by Alex H.lol April 25, 2011

lingering

When after sex, the guy neglects to immediately extract his penis from the girl.

guy is lying passed out from exhaustion on top of girl, who is looking at her watch:

girl: "dude, snap out of it! you're lingering! Now go make me a drink!"

by pineapplemojito May 16, 2012

Lingerie Bowl

Futile publicity stunt that took place during half-time of Super Bowl XXXVIII where half naked women *tried* to play football. I downloaded this "game" a couple days ago and it was absolutely pitiful, imagine paying $29.95 to watch that piece of shit?!?!

Final Score: Team Dream 6
Team Euphoria 0

Woot Woot!

But seriously:
Worst...softcore porn....ever...

Random Guy 1: So are we gonna order the Lingerie Bowl?
Random Guy 2: Of course, dude, it's not like we'll see any skin during the half-time show...

*30 minutes later*

Random Guy 2: Fuck...

by Agra April 2, 2004