Public Library

A place where you can increase your intelligence stats for free. You cannot fill up your hunger or thirst meter while entering this zone though. Here you will find many other NPCs but you should not waste your time talking to them since they prefer a quiet environment and will be provoked if your noise meter rises too much.

I'm going to the public library to increase my literacy stat.

by willywonkaboi April 26, 2019

library

It's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM.

"What's a library, dad?

Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM. Let's go inside."

by Thomas Jefferson The Prez September 9, 2010

Lifebrary

1. (n) The state in which one's life seems to be spent in the library. This can be caused by an excess of research papers, exams, procrastination, or more commonly, a combination of all three. This phenomenon is found most commonly in college students.

2. (n) A library in which a person spends a large portion of their life for an extended period of time.

1. Where has Jen been all week? Oh right... that 25 pager has given her a sad case of lifebrary
2. This stupid lifebrary is consuming my soul

by emgeemann November 9, 2010

Louisiana library card

When your parents are in the next room so you and your sister go to pound town quietly

Brother: looks like we might have to pull the ole' Louisiana library card today, mom and dad are home *insert a subtle "Yee yee"*

Sister: mom and dad died in the crash 8 years ago brother...you gotta let it go..

by Connorbrown3993 January 12, 2019

Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program

da place where all da bitchez come to learn da language of loooove.

we also study this dead guy named Bill Shakes. It's pretty awesome. All the bitchez are smart and nerdsy, and all of them are gorgeous.

at least 3 out of the sixteen will be extremely pretentious. and at least 50% of the total male population will be gay.

if youre not a hipster, youre a nerd. if youre not a nerd, youre a sloot.

Sloot: Hey, so you going to the Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program today?

Hipster: yea, I decided to dress like Shakespeare to get in the mood.

Kid #1: ME TOO!

Sloot: OMG. THAT'S SO HAWT.

Nerd: ....I want to be Hamlet.

Entire class: LET'S ALL BE HAMLET

Sloot: naww i wanna be Ophelia. mmmmm Hamlet's meats.

by iheartshakespearesomuch December 13, 2010

library

Used to be a place where you could spend a nice, quiet afternoon reading a book or studying or checking your email. Now it's a place where the government watches your every move with recently-installed hidden cameras.

If you miss the deadline for returning a book to your local library, expect a call from your local government agency.

by AYB July 19, 2003

Library

A place where you have to bang chicks quietly.

Her: My place or yours?
Me: How about the library? We could read a book afterwards.
Her: Nah.

by KingTrump December 26, 2016