Lemasexual

A person who is sexually aroused by their own fecal matter and associated smells.

Liz identifies as a lemasexual. She never uses poo-pourri so she can masturbate to the smell of her own fecal matter when she defecates.

by Vectahelghast November 9, 2021

Lexus IS F

A Lexus IS F is an amazing car.

I like the Lexus IS F i might get it.

by IIRomm February 6, 2022

lemur fist

A females crotch area that appears tight or swollen like an angry fist.: lemur fist

Cmon girl and show me that lemur fist of yours

by Alleycat74 April 15, 2022

Vain Lemur

Codename for a dildo when in polite company

Is that a vain lemur in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

by crudfactory August 15, 2011

screaming lemur

At the end of banging out your partner, you pull out and jerk it into their ear while screaming like an angry monkey.

"Dude my wife pissed me off so much yesterday I gave her the old screaming lemur."

by Poondiggity420 March 11, 2017

Naughty Lemsip

A naughty lemsip involves opening a packet of lemsip, then peeling back ones foreskin and pouring the contents of the packet on to ones todger. With said todger prepared, one proceeds to roger ones wife or significantly other, resulting in a fizzy and fun cold remedy.

I was feeling a little rough last night so I gave my mrs a naughty lemsip

by MaroubraAndy September 11, 2020

Dirty Lemuel

The freakiest man you have ever met. He will probably ruin your life (or at least your internal organs). Fucks like a god, hung like a horse and will deff film you gagging on his meat. He is the envy of all his friends. Also has low standards and will smash just to make an ugly chick feel good.

I hooked up with a dirty Lemuel, nigga change my fucking life!

Gurl, i got me a dirty lemuel at home! I dont need nobody else.

Why she walking like that?……. She fucked a dirty Lemuel, he broke her cervix!

by Websters Official Words January 9, 2022