Lemon

1 a fruit
2 a way to describe something thats bitter sweet, like lemonade.
3 a way to describe something that sucks
4 an enduring nickname giving to ones lover

-pass the lemon, I need to zest it.

-It was so lemon, I did get to see the movie, but now I'm broke.

-what the F*** that was so lemon, the movie sucked AND I'm broke.....

-I miss Lemon, I dreamt about him last night =

by I am Jack's lack of surprise January 12, 2009

lemons

definition #1: very annoying little boys that kill you with their extra extra annoyingness that no one likes because they're annoying.

definiton #2: a fruit used to make lemon juice

definition #3: a very perverted word used for private body parts

definition #4: a word that can be used whenever, wherever, and can be made to apply, or NOT apply, to ANYTHING.

#1: Hm, let's kill lemons.

#2: Lemons are yellow and sour but it at the same time NOT pee.

#3: I kicked him in the lemons!!

#4: Q: Pink or Blue? --- Respond with: LEMONS.

by yoplait February 19, 2005

lemons

A less offensive way of pointing out that a male is extremely homosexual, i.e. very flamboyant.

Hey, check out our waiter.......he is so lemons!

or

When John squatted close behind you when you were lining up your putt.........I could totally tell he was lemons.

by d b January 2, 2009

Lemon

Unlike banana, a Lemon would be an Asian that seems completely Asian in looks and character. A Banana would be "yellow outside, white inside." A lemon would be "yellow in and out."

You don't see many Lemons anymore in the States.

by David Shum January 27, 2008

Lemon

Lemon:
A sour tasting egg laid by a citrus duck

The citrus duck waddled away from the freshly laid lemon.

by LemonCitrusDuckHooman December 10, 2017

Lemon

Someone who is useless, unwanted, ineffective.

"Hey dude your team's full of lemons"

by A Turtle Ganster November 10, 2018

Lemoned

an alternative way of saying "I lied"

Mom: "David I know you ate the cookies!"
David: "Sorry, I lemoned"

it is used a lot in the card game B.S after you put down a card and lied about what card you put down

by tennisball10210 May 27, 2021