Lemon

1 a fruit
2 a way to describe something thats bitter sweet, like lemonade.
3 a way to describe something that sucks
4 an enduring nickname giving to ones lover
-pass the lemon, I need to zest it.

-It was so lemon, I did get to see the movie, but now I'm broke.

-what the F*** that was so lemon, the movie sucked AND I'm broke.....

-I miss Lemon, I dreamt about him last night =
by I am Jack's lack of surprise January 12, 2009
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definition #1: very annoying little boys that kill you with their extra extra annoyingness that no one likes because they're annoying.

definiton #2: a fruit used to make lemon juice

definition #3: a very perverted word used for private body parts

definition #4: a word that can be used whenever, wherever, and can be made to apply, or NOT apply, to ANYTHING.
#1: Hm, let's kill lemons.

#2: Lemons are yellow and sour but it at the same time NOT pee.

#3: I kicked him in the lemons!!

#4: Q: Pink or Blue? --- Respond with: LEMONS.
by yoplait February 20, 2005
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A less offensive way of pointing out that a male is extremely homosexual, i.e. very flamboyant.
Hey, check out our waiter.......he is so lemons!

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When John squatted close behind you when you were lining up your putt.........I could totally tell he was lemons.
by d b August 29, 2007
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Unlike banana, a Lemon would be an Asian that seems completely Asian in looks and character. A Banana would be "yellow outside, white inside." A lemon would be "yellow in and out."
You don't see many Lemons anymore in the States.
by David Shum January 27, 2008
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A lemon is a simple, condescending and demeaning way to insult somebody who deserves it. A person who is referred to as a “lemon”, is simply a useless human, wasting oxygen.
“You are a fucking lemon”
“Mate the lemon fucking head of you”
“Size of your lemon head
by James.E.123456789 May 16, 2019
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A lemon is a joke that is squeezed dry, usually a one-time joke but is occasionally mentioned again. These jokes have every last droplet of humour squeezed out of them.
(long joke ensues)
“YEAH BUT HIS LAPTOP ISNT EVEN ON”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA... this was a lemon, guys.”
by XxHarvzBackxX December 21, 2021
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Gus Grissom hung a coat hanger with a lemon on the LEM (the Lunar Excursion Module or Apollo Lunar Module) signifying it wasn't going to work. A lemon is something that is crappy or not very good at its designated function. Upon close inspection of the LEM in Apollo photos one can see it is covered in black construction paper and gold tinted cellophane. The design and engineering document for the LEM was only 110 pages long. Projects of similar budgets to the LEM had an average of 50,000 pages. It would never have functioned as a real Lunar module.
Even a leaf blower would make a bigger blast crater then the LEMon.
by redshirtguy May 10, 2022
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